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Slackjawed Cow

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Patrick, day drinking and emboldened by nerd admiration - at the height of his political posturing fame - would absolutely do this to someone in public who he believes is a MAGA Nazi guy.
He thinks he is an "alpha" among the weirdos and looks for any opportunity to try and display it.
 

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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Jesus Christ that look on his face while he's shoving his phone in their faces and then "America, son" as he walks away smugly.

I'd love to see this fat cunt get his head split open with an axe in Minecraft.
 

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The lonely Pat bar pictures at these cons you can tell he’s boozing as soon as the bar opens while others are having typical day time drinks (coffee, water, Gatorade, energy drinks, etc) and you can even see the natural day light from the nearby windows. Nobody else is drinking at that time except him. His ego is already out of control but at these cons where he’s “somebody” (to a bunch of nobodies) he actually believes he’s David Lee Roth or Motley Crue in the 80s
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Lol Pat didn't even try to "..a knife I carry to this day, Larry stlaker."

Must've finally sunk in how wildly unbelievable those knife fight lies are.
Yeah, well done by Larry there bringing that up.

Because you know that one hit Patrick in the gut at least a little. No human can read "...claims to have repeatedly won knife fights" without at least cracking a smile. Very succinct way of highlighting his mental illness.
 
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