And it's LORI JANESKI with a flying elbow off the top rope! Oh my gawd, King! Who saw that coming?!
She motherfucked Rick good.
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She motherfucked Rick good.
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And it's LORI JANESKI with a flying elbow off the top rope! Oh my gawd, King! Who saw that coming?!
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She motherfucked Rick good.
As long as that double chin comes with a pair of fat tittiesThis is the heckin based trad church going wife that @NoBacon is looking for.
Granted, she’s taller and leaner than him, but alas.
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She just had a baby, it does.As long as that double chin comes with a pair of fat titties
Yes, child. I am.he is winning.
I'm gonna say it, I'M GONNA SAY IT. Prison would be a fucking vacation from being a ham and egger asshole and if I ever was facing it for unrelated charges I'd fuck him up like Tommy Two Suck should have just for fun.*Yes, child. I am.
Enjoy prison.
I disagree. He doesn't do much Patposting and when he does it's pretty succinct and devastating. Pat's answers to him boil down to "You're a liar and nobody likes you", Larry has multiple successful authors WAY above Patrick's paygrade show up and defend his version. Everybody laughs and back to more important matters. Not a single author shows up to defend Pat. Total and complete loss.Problem Larry has here is that because he is so far above Pig in career prestige and sales, Pig is validated just by getting into a tizzy with a real writer*. Meanwhile, it can only hurt Larry. It's like the old saying that if you wrestle with a pig, you get covered in shit. Except literally.
* not that it helps Pig's career. He is still a fat loser. But it's symbolic.
And at the last one, multiple folks were texting EVS and such to mock his drunken prison ramblings. He's not the cool, stealthy geek he thinks he is. Everybody is aware he's "that stlaker guy from Twitter". He's a joke.I'm sure it's been said one way or another, but you have to love how pat's best own is that he gets to all but literally sit at the cool kids table at gencon. Doesn't matter that Larry outsells that whole symposium combined and he probably writes more books in a year than pat reads, not to mention the audience was a disinterested gaggle of about 9 people... he is winning.
This is a man who still spells SWATting as SWATTing despite being corrected thousands of times that the other T doesn’t stand for anything. Even if someone higher than him explained why his comma usage is wrong he would just argue and argue until said person gives up and goes “Fine thats how you use commas whatever.”How does a 44 year old, professional author, still not know how to use commas?
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Really enjoyed the Sebastian Bach one, brothaman.Vince Meal
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Yea. Pat is totally the guy from the Midwest with cupped backwards cap.That sounds 100% like Pat - talks tough when he thinks he’s the alpha in the room since it’s a bunch of weak dorks. Pat probably got shit faced at the bar and had his hat on backwards walking around like he was the jock of the group.
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