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Rick had zero fans at Worldcon. Case closed
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Mid (Summer Child) MurdersTrue Defective
Because therapy and astrology are the same thing...bunkMost therapy looks inward. Pat is a narcissist and is incapable of finding fault in or modifying his own behavior, hes never wrong. It's the entire reason why his life has been a shitshow for over half a decade.
The Stench ConnectionMid (Summer Child) Murders
All right, take a breakTo Child a Stalking Bird
Patrick will always try to force a confrontation when it benefits him to get hit. Hence him screaming and lunging at Milwaukee's finest while Niki records everything a few feet away.
These "sick puppies" were the bad guys and Patrick wanted the notoriety of being the badass author who stood up to them. Not to mention a civil suit if deep pockets Larry swung at him. He'd be the buzz of the con, all publishers would want to sign this warrior of social justice to write whatever the hell he wants.
Steve Diamond and Larry wrote a book together recently that outsells anything Fats ever did. By a lot. His weird attempts to own legitimately successful people (like Norm) with "Well the Pedocon board likes me better" measures of success instead of sales or talent, always backfire but he just can't learn.
Edit: Oh damn, just noticed Jeffrey Haskell in there too. That guy is the big selling, bestsellers list mil sf success Patrick larps as. That guy sells a lot of books in the exact space Patrick used to be before getting into Dickens fan fic.
You'll also notice he has very little Twitter presence because that shit doesn't sell books at all. Unless you're an author shitting on Pat and people from here buy one, that is. Lori and Leslie have both now shown up in that thread to mock how much he helped their sales.
Pat probably claimed we were with the Sick Puppies to get the SFWA to fund his lolsuit. John Scazli still has a rod up his ass over the Puppies, and lefties assume everyone who is on the right, or they have placed in the right-wing, are all part of the same Nazi group who take orders from Putin.
Well, I liked it.
Well, then they should be on our side, protesting a privileged white male absolutely dominating in a space where other voices are sorely under-represented. I mean, he' the epitome of a privileged oppressor, right? Just ask him - white, straight (no really guys, super straight, yeah, can't tell you enough), male, uber successful, lives in a fucking palace (lol), kills it at literally everything he does (which, apparently, is literally everything. Fuck, he even took knife-fighting away from the Puerto Ricans, that white devil).Oh for sure that's how he framed it with his chicken little bullshit. This is just a test run, they're planning to review bomb any author that is queer, nonwhite, or speaks out against fascism. Their sole purpose is to make science fiction a place for only white men, and that's why it's imperative we stop them now.
They spent over six figures on this racial tidal wave that was never coming. Who gives a fuck if a black author writes a sci-fi book? I say adapt that shit into a Netflix series and cast a cute Latina as the lead!
Anything that gets him on the road is positive. (Increases chance of DUI)Pig must be seething.
I imagine he’s taken Susan for a rage drive and is now parked in a secluded spot.
Just outside Portage.
Quietly watching.
How does a 44 year old, professional author, still not know how to use commas?Pat coming back to child the other guy. Being mentally disabled, Rick has zero conception of how insane the sentence "No child, you weren't at the spaghetti factory, and no child, you didn't have to 'deal with me' in San Diego" sounds.
how in the fuck did it take six pages for someone to make this very obvious point“Yeah I coulda totally beat him up, I’m a big guy, I just chose not to when he was getting up in my face”
This Larry guy’s got a lot in common with Pat, you’d think they’d get along
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