Spaghetti Factory lore unlocked 🚨

[Toothless Enthusiast]

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Archive of Big Dick Larry's main tweet: https://archive.ph/rhHPr

 

[The Talking Dead]

my background was cow punching

Kinda like us, right gang?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That sounds 100% like Pat - talks tough when he thinks he’s the alpha in the room since it’s a bunch of weak dorks. Pat probably got shit faced at the bar and had his hat on backwards walking around like he was the jock of the group.

 

[SpaceEdge]

Wonder what he's carrying especially going out of state and being able to take one

It better have a comicly bulky Chinese compensator is all I'm saying

 

[quasi101]

this is now canon

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Why did pat square up with this dude? What's that background with Larry? Can someone Google this for me?

 

[Rick Roblinson]

THIS GUY WOULD PUSH YOUR SHIT IN, TOMLINSON.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

TL;DR - Pat can't hold his booze and ran his dicklicker to a guy who walked right by him because he's too irrelevant to worry about.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Lots of people calling Rick short af. 6 foot tall is as big a cosplay as stealthy geek Ken Griffey Jr, marathon runner, trained fighter, or not fat.

 

[1073waaf]

Larry has no idea how close he was to being spoon fed his own teeth.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

THIS GUY WOULD PUSH YOUR SHIT IN, TOMLINSON.


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Pat turned cherry-red and nearly peed his pants when he saw Dan in the courtroom and needed a big male officer to hold his hand and sooth him on the walk out. He was petrified in fear. Larry would fuck this faggot up easy

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This story lines up with action Pat / bar fighter Pat stories that are all made up. Pat would never talk this way to guys in a bar because he would get his ass kicked - but here he believes he’s the big tough bar fighting beer drinking pro athlete because he’s surrounded by weak dorks like Uncle Paul.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Jesus Pat the Gods keep handing you L's take the hint, bud.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

We're 5.5 years into this whole thing and still digging up embarrassing Pat lore.

God bless us, everyone!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Now it makes sense why you see Pat boozing alone at the events while others are drinking coffee / energy drinks - he sees himself as some party animal since he’s surrounded by dorks. It’s high school for him - except now he’s the cool party guy instead of the dork nobody likes. I can see him at the bar asking “what was the score of the X game? How much do you bench? Which way to the weight room?Dude - Packers are winning it all this year, right bros?!” And other obnoxious nonsense

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Wonder what he's carrying especially going out of state and being able to take one

It better have a comicly bulky Chinese compensator is all I'm saying

 

[StlakerFatti]

Pat turned cherry-red and nearly peed his pants when he saw Dan in the courtroom and needed a big male officer to hold his hand and sooth him on the walk out. He was petrified in fear.

No, child, he didn't. The court officer protected Dan from being neutralized on sight and made to enjoy prison.

 

[quasi101]

THIS GUY WOULD PUSH YOUR SHIT IN, TOMLINSON.


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[OpiesDelishHog]

Imagine drunk Pat approaching you with his size medium shirt triceps jiggling beneath his Lord of the Rings tatoo. His abandoned daughter at home wondering where daddy is (he’s in the bedroom spitting Ade in half, child).