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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"
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300? Gotta be more than that! I’ve personally burned over 40 with a dozen currently in reserve.
Its just hitting me now how stupid that fucking name is. This really is more pathetic than Joe
The more I think about “Torque Wheeler” the more James Hefner has kind of a ring to it.
It's not just how ridiculous it is it's that, with the parents new backstory, he's kind of trying to suggest it's his actual name. Jim and Edna Wheeler loved cars so much they named their son Torque type shit. "There's little Torque doing donuts on his push car in front of the kindergarten again! He sure knows cars!"
Agreed. Joe's name was retarded but I'm sure he just slapped it on and never thought about it again. Pat actually stopped to think up a backstory, including about how he was conceived. It is fucking nuts. If I went to a mechanic for help with my car and he told me the circumstances surrounding his conception I'd think he was fucking nuts and leave immediately.
Torque's a freewheelin' pussy-mashing machine, brah. No ball and chain for ol' Torque. Just the open road and a new bitch every night.
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I woke up to piss and said outloud in that faggot Monster Garage narrator's voice "Torque Wheeeeeler!". You ever laugh so hard you fart while taking a piss? What a mess.
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Your new avatar is amazing. Bonnie's so fucking stupid.
This is easily one of the funniest developments since we’ve known about Patrick. He thought this was going to be the start of some new exciting venture but we’ve completely ruined it for him.
Torque Wheeler/Automanic have even been added to his KF thread title so those brand names are both worthless now but you know he’ll stick with them because otherwise he’d be letting the idiots win.
God pulling this hateable pig’s tail is so much fucking fun.
Torque Wheeler/Automanic have even been added to his KF thread title so those brand names are both worthless now but you know he’ll stick with them because otherwise he’d be letting the idiots win.
God pulling this hateable pig’s tail is so much fucking fun.
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He legit believed that he could build a "following" from scratch no problem without using his "brand". I almost wish this stayed under wraps for a little bit while he oinked into the abyss for a few months before getting frustrated and buying thousands of followers
You motherfuckers....
I have another two weeks of time off before I start touring again, and this thread has locked up the last two days of my down time (I'm a busy man, child).
This whole concept, and his failed commitment to it, is absolutely a case study for advanced psychology courses. For any other person, I'd feel pity. But since it's an extreme narcissist, Fuck it, you blokes, have at it.
I wanna see the Torque movie!
I have another two weeks of time off before I start touring again, and this thread has locked up the last two days of my down time (I'm a busy man, child).
This whole concept, and his failed commitment to it, is absolutely a case study for advanced psychology courses. For any other person, I'd feel pity. But since it's an extreme narcissist, Fuck it, you blokes, have at it.
I wanna see the Torque movie!
This really shows how utterly retarded and out of touch he is with reality. What audience does he think he's tapping into with this shit that hasn't already been reached by countless others? And he thinks he's gonna do it with a fucking blog like it's 2005. Also, Torque Wheeler.
These days everyone who builds an audience has some actual charisma and is attractive, funny, or entertaining. They also have some skills when it comes to video editing or they have someone with those skills making videos for them.
He's a fucking cynical and nasty piece of shit who doesn't have an ounce of talent in his gelatinous orb of a body and can't recognize talent in anyone else. He thinks anyone can achieve success and fame just by being first.
This extends to everything with him, not just e-celeb bullshit. He actually thinks Jeff Bezos is insanely wealthy because he was the first guy to create an e-commerce website. Anyone who has started a business or worked for an early stage startup knows that this couldn't be further from the truth.
Ideas are bullshit and it's all about execution, which requires countless hours of hard work. When I say "ideas" I'm talking about "dude, we should build a website where you can buy shit", not intellectual property that's generated by execution, i.e. hard work.
But even if his cynical and retarded "you just have to be first" mindset was correct, Torque Wheeler is obviously not first in the car maintenance blogging game, so what the fuck does he think he's accomplishing with this retarded project?
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Nah, I looked up the rental place and that’s what it cost and you’re not allowed to drive it. Probably insurance or something, I dunno. Or maybe it just doesn’t drive because they’re pieces of shit.
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I’m legitimately shocked he hasn’t tried to deny it. The pig is an unrepentant, pathological liar and even he can’t deny this.
Just got got dead to rights with arguably the most embarrassing development.
“Torque Wheeler”… what a fucking jerk-off.
Just got got dead to rights with arguably the most embarrassing development.
“Torque Wheeler”… what a fucking jerk-off.
He thinks the same thing about all super wealthy people - Jobs, Gates, Musk etc. They were all just in the right place at the right time in Patrick's mind. He also hates anyone who had success with bitcoin and NFTs because he's too stupid to figure how to make money from such things himself.
I'm sure Torque Wheeler will be his ticket to success though. Then Patrick will be the one laughing, children.