Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"

[SFWA liaison]

lol his 8 followers on the new account are not just any random bot accounts, every single one links to a cam whoring website wtf? is this common? I had a twitter account for a while and this never happened to me, he msut've done something shady, used that account to access some (presumably tranny) porn website

it occurs to me that Pat being so mindful of his followers:following ratio also uses this alt as a way to follow 54 auto companies and car-related content without hurting his stealthygeek numbers he's so obsessed about

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He didn't believe me about my main account having nearly 50k so I had to prove it. I hope I hid my true identity good enough?

The Russian flag was a nice touch, until it obliterated my ribs.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

I have visions of Mr. 1.7 laying on the fart couch for the last few days thinking that his social media skills could help him become the next Doug Demuro. Torque Wheeler!

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

lol his 8 followers on the new account are not just any random bot accounts, every single one links to a cam whoring website wtf? is this common? I had a twitter account for a while and this never happened to me, he msut've done something shady, used that account to access some (presumably tranny) porn website

it occurs to me that Pat being so mindful of his followers:following ratio also uses this alt as a way to follow 54 auto companies and car-related content without hurting his stealthygeek numbers he's so obsessed about

I was getting four bot whores a week on new account, if made account a woman then got guys

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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Yup. That's him all right

 

[The Fuchitive]

Torque has been doxed by one of the shapely women he's been harassing!!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The big reveal.

What a "GOTCHA!" moment.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[The Fuchitive]

They put two and two together on it not being Pat but now they think it’s a call of duty twitch streamer?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Trying to muddy their reputation? The name was redacted. Your dumb ass put him on blast.

 

[guest]

They put two and two together on it not being Pat but now they think it’s a call of duty twitch streamer?

Lmao morons.

 

[Stent]

Kinda funny how everyone is always so certain they know who's behind the antics online. Nobody suspects dead radio show forums. It's the perfect crime.

 

[guest]

[HEADING=1]Picking the Right Tire for the Job[/HEADING]
Okay, this is going to seem pretty obvious, but it still needs to be said because I have seen things, man. Winter tires belong on winter roads. Spring/Summer tires belong on spring and summer roads. And offroad tires, for God’s sake, do I really need to say it?

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I don’t think pat would ever lull himself but

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this fawkin slayed me.

In somewhat related news the pinned tweet pat put up was probably the smartest thing he’s done in his entire life. It’s actually helping with the trolling and isn’t making him seem like a giant cunt

I have to believe it wasn’t his idea.

 

[The Fuchitive]

Kinda funny how everyone is always so certain they know who's behind the antics online. Nobody suspects dead radio show forums. It's the perfect crime.

Your Honor, my colleague Mr. Stent used the word “crime” in an artistic, hyperbolic manner. We are in no way acknowledging any of our antics as “crimes.”

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Fawk

I'm amazed at bewilderment. He found a way to spend even more time playing around on twitter every day. I didn't think it was possible, he must take occasional breaks. Stupid me. Now I know better, pig. Now I know.

 

[Stent]

Your Honor, my colleague Mr. Stent used the word “crime” in an artistic, hyperbolic manner. We are in no way acknowledging any of our antics as “crimes.”

Torque takes no prisoners but the FBI do, child.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Right tire for the job…

So says the piggy who couldn’t make it through a single Target shift.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Pat every morning as he starts his day