Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine getting caught lying on the internet in 4K and you cant even bury the evidence because a bunch of people from all over the world make it a point to call you out on all of your bullshit on daily basis.

 

[guest]

What's next Pat? Turk February?

 

[SFWA liaison]

couple more thoughts:

• Maybe he and/or Nikki set the site up to learn Wordpress/ecommerce not to so much to make money selling items but to convince 1.1 GPA retards to pay for PostByGhost to make them a website. Looks like ass, neither of them has the right brain to be a developer, not even webdev. Niki is a woman and Pat is womanly and special ed.
• his main is followed by a bunch of they/thems ladies that don't care about cars so his car autism underperforms in engagement. Making an alt, he thought, would allow him to tweet 200 times a day without us being able to point out how addicted he is and make fun of him

truly a fascinating character study

to be a fly on the wall the moment he found out the cat was out of the bag

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Torque Wheeler smokes weed, man. Because he's a cool, laid back, introspective grease monkey who's seen it all and worked on a bit of everything. And he's not fat at all.

Torque Wheeler and the Stranger pass a joint around the fire.

Torque Wheeler: "You ever wanted to be someone else?"

Stranger: "I'd like to try Porky Pig."

Torque Wheeler: "I never wanted to be anybody else."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hope he tries to say people have always called him Torque Tomlinson.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Maybe its a grift where they make a bunch of fake media personalities and Post by Ghosts " manages" their websites. Falsely inflating the companies numbers to look like there is a steady revenue stream so they can qualify for a loan.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

So, Mr. 1.7 GPA clearly read the (presumably first and) last line of "A Tale of Two Cities" as part of his "research" for this ACC sequel? Cool.

It is a far, far fatter faggot that I am, than I have ever been, child.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I hope @automanic asks his followers to reporT and block @realautomanic, as he is an imposter child

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Not sure if it went through. Their site was set up weird and I use TOR:

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The real Pat wouldn't have solved the Captcha correcTly.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"That's right. I'm smugly crossing my arms on the other side of a window from a car I could never in a million lifetimes afford. Envy me."

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Torque Tomlinson.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

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Torque Tomlinson.

Tits are too small, and people actually like this character. Nice try wit da hate tho.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Tits are too small, and people actually like this character. Nice try wit da hate tho.

Ew you’re an anime faggot?

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

This is worse than Chris Chan larping as his My Little Pony character

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Lmao the account's been compromised and the dolt is still trying to make a go of it. Pat has to be one of the dumbest people alive.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Lmao the account's been compromised and the dolt is still trying to make a go of it. Pat has to be one of the dumbest people alive.

I can’t find it on Twitter anymore

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Ew you’re an anime faggot?

The bitch is from borderlands which is a video game BOOMER!!!!!! Some of us might look old in AGE but are young at HEART!!!!!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The bitch is from borderlands which is a video game BOOMER!!!!!! Some of us might look old in AGE but are young at HEART!!!!!View attachment 52240

 

[The Fuchitive]

Tits are too small, and people actually like this character. Nice try wit da hate tho.

A flatso!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The bitch is from borderlands which is a video game BOOMER!!!!!! Some of us might look old in AGE but are young at HEART!!!!!View attachment 52240

Jesus I really am a boomer. Never heard of this video game before. Is it like Vine?