Torque’s Top Tips: Paint Jobs
1. Fun fact: A paint job is not a handjob from a painted hand.
2. Bleach and acetone can be great for cleaning, but this is your car. Have you ever thought of taking it to a car wash? Probably not. I’m sorry you’re stupid.
3. Most people don’t realize this, but leaving your car exposed to the elements year-round is asking for damage. No self-respecting car owner does that unless he’s dead broke and owes some street shitter $38,000. Park your car in a garage or at least under a car port.
4. Car keys aren’t made like they used to be. They’re made far, far more technologically advanced. One problem: You can’t “key” a car with one of these newfangled fobs. So when the security cameras are rolling, shove that penlight in your mouth — and don’t forget to take an old fashioned key when you set out to vandalize your own vehicle.
Thank me later.
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1. Fun fact: A paint job is not a handjob from a painted hand.
2. Bleach and acetone can be great for cleaning, but this is your car. Have you ever thought of taking it to a car wash? Probably not. I’m sorry you’re stupid.
3. Most people don’t realize this, but leaving your car exposed to the elements year-round is asking for damage. No self-respecting car owner does that unless he’s dead broke and owes some street shitter $38,000. Park your car in a garage or at least under a car port.
4. Car keys aren’t made like they used to be. They’re made far, far more technologically advanced. One problem: You can’t “key” a car with one of these newfangled fobs. So when the security cameras are rolling, shove that penlight in your mouth — and don’t forget to take an old fashioned key when you set out to vandalize your own vehicle.
Thank me later.
![B6E720D0-FCEB-4173-AD1D-5462AE4CD13D.png B6E720D0-FCEB-4173-AD1D-5462AE4CD13D.png](https://new.onaforums.net/data/attachments/66/66149-4e4dca45d0353a20cfeb7baed90e986e.jpg)