Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"

[Patrick O'Neal]

Patrick 'don't regret a single Tweet' Tomlinson must be having the worst fucking day of his life!

It may even have dawned on his how totally and utterly screwed he is. Better hope Target is hiring!

 

[Jizz]

Carl Ruiz was a true car dude. He had a porsche but fawking loved driving his VW fox.

 

[Hudson]

My oopsies have been deliciously doodled.

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Annnnnnd this just goes on.

"Yes stlaker, another Oopsie Doodles on your life."

What does that even mean? It seems that Fat got flustered, realized he was busted and was seething when he wrote that.
I can smell the bacon cooking from here.

 

[NoBacon]

If I ever need info for car maintenance I just YouTube it and they’ll be someone with a helpful short video. If pig makes videos he’ll be one of those cunts who turns a 3 minute tutorial into a 15 minute video making it all about himself.

 

[guest]

He's perfect

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love that he gives tips on how to store a car but does the exact opposite.

 

[EraGodless]

He's perfect

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For a stealthygeek, you would think he has watched War Games- and if so, apparently he is so stupid that he missed the whole point of the movie.

 

[NoBacon]

Found on /rudefatmen

 

[Cuphead]

I've been laughing about this all morning and I just can't fathom how stupid he is. He really was trying to larp as a mechanic doing some stupid car blog nobody was reading. Shit like this is exactly why nobody believes anything he says and will be mocked forever. I don't understand how even his ballwashers can take him seriously when he does shit like this.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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I love that he can’t even have a blog without it getting found out about and mocked. You deserve every bit of this, pig.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That back story of being a son of some california hotrodders is pathetic. He hates his life and wants so bad to live a different one. So much that he has tried to create fake personas multiple times on the internet. Finally pat has tried to dip into a topic Im familiar with. I dont know shit about publishing but I do know plenty about cars.

So does pat abandon it now that he is exposed or does he keep faking it? I hope he keeps faking it. I look forward to dissecting every entry.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He's perfect

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Tubby will probably count this as a blessing, the cats out of the bag now, he can battle trolls about it while getting word out to 46 million of his followers

 

[VoodooChild]

Modern engine bays are simply

Haha classic retard. Yes child, simply. Quite.

 

[guest]

 

[RobertMewler]

That back story of being a son of some california hotrodders is pathetic.

*hot trotters

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

This guy looks like a real douchebag with his finger pointing, wonder if he would be pissed Pat is trying to steal his name, he has a twitter https://twitter.com/EricGallina

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I think his stupid 15 post thread of his rental was what made him try this larp. Not sure the timeline on where this fits.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1505729161272438788

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]