'Last car guy' exclusively drives cars marketed to women and queers.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"
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Porque Squealer caught a 12 hour timeout, all 5 of the tweet they made me delete were some variation of “Nice tits, but lose some weight.”
Last car guy of my generation? Sure Pat, nobody younger than you likes cars or went to school for automotive tech jobs. All the mechanics in the world are Pats age and older and will eventually all retire and die then we will have zero auto mechanics in the world. He truly is retarded or so delusional, mentally deranged, and detached from reality there’s not even a term yet for what he has. It’s like when Lou Gehrig got a disease so rare they named it after him, Pat sufferers from Patrick Tomlinson syndrome.
Retards walking around acting like they know fuck all is like 90% of car show attendees. Taking pictures of yourself with someone else's car is a great way to get yourself laughed at though. And touching someone's show car is a great way to get yourself smacked in the head by an old man.
Here is an engine I helped rebuild like 11 years ago. Think Susan is up for a race?
Good friend of mine is a car guy (not like Pat) and says the same thing about car show crowds. Most there don’t know much and can’t even appreciate anything unique or follow actual car talk. What’s funny is he says the worst are the ones with mustangs. They all think mustangs are the greatest thing ever yet can’t explain what makes them great. Basic bitch cars.
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Patrick Tomlinson died of Patrick Tomlinson Syndrome?
I don't know... everything's so fucking morbid.
I see more than a few of the 14k complaining about his bad advice that blew their care engines up, or people asking question about their muffler bearings, changing winter/summer air in tires
Let’s think of what Tubby Tits will blog about next:
- Parenting
- Exercise
- Healthy Eating
- Not Feeding Trolls
- Fence Building
- Parenting
- Exercise
- Healthy Eating
- Not Feeding Trolls
- Fence Building
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TYFS, I'm retarded
Torque Wheeler sounds like one of those Scott and Todd phone scam names. His use of torque implies that he has no idea what it is, it sounds too much like Pork Squealer for it not to be a honeypot.
I've had same experience at car show or drag races, Mustang faggots, it basically comes down dad had one, if they do any type of winning drag racing they spent twice or more on it than the Chevy or Mopar guy
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First thing thought of was Flintstones when Fred was Goggles Paesano in the race
Car shows can be a good time but once you get caught in the drama instead of just showing up and showing your car it ruins it. Double edged sword making friends in those circles. Id love to listen in on pat trying to talk about cars. He would rattle off spec he read out of Motor Trend but not actually say anything. Its fun to let them go. I bet pat feels he needs to mention he drives a mustang in every conversation involving cars.
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Hey turkey, dis is Torque McWheelies! You worked on my car and I crashed it, causing my wife to have a miscarriage!
He wasn't even in his 40's yet when he started saying that either.
He def mentions he drives a mustang to people even when it’s not related to the conversation. It reminds me of that SNL skit with Will Ferrell yelling “I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!”
"Torque Wheeler comin' atcha with the Tuesday Tool Tip! Every home mechanic's gonna want a crows foot wrench set. A sardine can is roomy compared to your average engine compartment, heh heh heh. You'll need all the help you can get trying to work in such cramped quarters. Crows foot wrenches attach to any 3/8-inch-drive extension bar and let you remove nuts and bolts from far away. Their flare nut design is great for removing brake and power steering lines. Just slip the line through the opening and the wrench will encircle the flare nut to give you extra turning power. Look out for tomorrow's Wednesday Wrench Review! Same time, same station!"
