Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"

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the one on the left looks like the only person in the world stupider than Patrick

 

[guest]

Hey everyone. If you want your car to last a long time, open that book that comes in the glove box and do the maintenance that it says to do in there. Hope this helps, please send money.

-Jerkstore “Grease Monkey” J

 

[HotDogJoe]

I’m just thinking about the sheer level of dread that would’ve washed over him when he realized we discovered his new larp and it’s making me very happy indeed.

 

[guest]

I heard that @RicksCarBlog is a hell of a follow on Twitter

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m just thinking about the sheer level of dread that would’ve washed over him when he realized we discovered his new larp and it’s making me very happy indeed.

I wonder if he’s let Niki know yet
PAT - “Niki…the stlaker child’s found out about the blog”
NIKI “Oh No!” (Raises fist for no reason)

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I’m just thinking about the sheer level of dread that would’ve washed over him when he realized we discovered his new larp and it’s making me very happy indeed.

He had to be crushed that the idiots won again. All thanks to him screwing up. Pat you fuck up everything you touch.

 

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Any brothermen got a quick list of every profession Papa Clown allegedly has done? I've got rodeo clown, electrician, leathersmith, traveling Lucas Oil salesman, am I forgetting any?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Any brothermen got a quick list of every profession Papa Clown allegedly has done? I've got rodeo clown, electrician, leathersmith, traveling Lucas Oil salesman, am I forgetting any?

Windmill tech.

 

[bovinebrain]

This is Fatrick essentially admitting defeat to Owen Forms. He was forced to create his stupid low-effort “Torque Wheeler” pseudonym because he’s been publicly exposed as a fraud and a quick Google search of his name would yield an 800 page thread and an entire website full of proof to confirm it. His name has been ruined and can’t be used for professional purposes anymore. He thought this would be an easy fix, but his drunk autistic fat ass still managed to ruin it before he even got 10 followers.

Part of me wants to believe that he wanted us to find this for some other motive of his, because he simply can’t be this stupid.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Any brothermen got a quick list of every profession Papa Clown allegedly has done? I've got rodeo clown, electrician, leathersmith, traveling Lucas Oil salesman, am I forgetting any?

Long haul trucker, fighter, Navy seal.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can’t wait for one of our little rascals to call him a coward for not using his real name on the internet.

 

[EraGodless]

Any brothermen got a quick list of every profession Papa Clown allegedly has done? I've got rodeo clown, electrician, leathersmith, traveling Lucas Oil salesman, am I forgetting any?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Any brothermen got a quick list of every profession Papa Clown allegedly has done? I've got rodeo clown, electrician, leathersmith, traveling Lucas Oil salesman, am I forgetting any?

Gloryhole operator

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is Fatrick essentially admitting defeat to Owen Forms. He was forced to create his stupid low-effort “Torque Wheeler” pseudonym because he’s been publicly exposed as a fraud and a quick Google search of his name would yield an 800 page thread and an entire website full of proof to confirm it. His name has been ruined and can’t be used for professional purposes anymore. He thought this would be an easy fix, but his drunk autistic fat ass still managed to ruin it before he even got 10 followers.

Part of me wants to believe that he wanted us to find this for some other motive of his, because he simply can’t be this stupid.

I bet that twitter account for the blog was going to start liking all of his stealthy geek tweets. Oopsie Doodles!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is Fatrick essentially admitting defeat to Owen Forms. He was forced to create his stupid low-effort “Torque Wheeler” pseudonym because he’s been publicly exposed as a fraud and a quick Google search of his name would yield an 800 page thread and an entire website full of proof to confirm it. His name has been ruined and can’t be used for professional purposes anymore. He thought this would be an easy fix, but his drunk autistic fat ass still managed to ruin it before he even got 10 followers.

Part of me wants to believe that he wanted us to find this for some other motive of his, because he simply can’t be this stupid.

Makes me think its not the only one.

 

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[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/RicksCarBlog?t=0zBa6GBTC7SwEa4SCo4srg&s=09[/URL]

Hopefully he starts replying soon

 

[Prince Bvstin]

"Torque Wheeler comin' atcha with the Tuesday Tool Tip! Every home mechanic's gonna want a crows foot wrench set. A sardine can is roomy compared to your average engine compartment, heh heh heh. You'll need all the help you can get trying to work in such cramped quarters. Crows foot wrenches attach to any 3/8-inch-drive extension bar and let you remove nuts and bolts from far away. Their flare nut design is great for removing brake and power steering lines. Just slip the line through the opening and the wrench will encircle the flare nut to give you extra turning power. Look out for tomorrow's Wednesday Wrench Review! Same time, same station!"

Crows foot wrench should only really be used (ironically) when you need to torque tight something that requires an open end spanner. Pat undoubtedly has no idea what a torque wrench is and what its used for though.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Crows foot wrench should only really be used (ironically) when you need to torque tight something that requires an open end spanner. Pat undoubtedly has no idea what a torque wrench is and what its used for though.

Pat doesnt own a torque wrench. He just guesses with a lug wrench.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Any brothermen got a quick list of every profession Papa Clown allegedly has done? I've got rodeo clown, electrician, leathersmith, traveling Lucas Oil salesman, am I forgetting any?

NRA firearms instructor, horse trainer.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Torque Wheeler follows Harley Davidson