Patrick GenCon 2023 panel footage just dropped

[guest]

Damn Rick, just because you can sausage casing yourself in to your old clothes doesn’t mean they fit.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Nice flat back of the head, lil no-tummy-time-havin-ass n*gga.

Reminds me of that guy who vandalized his house and bike with erasable marker.

He was definitely ignored and left alone in his cage and his "little", better brother was smart, athletic, and well behaved.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Not going to the gym, an' eatin' butter.

He actually cleared that up on the last podcast. Us saying he never works out and is obese is just something we made up for fun.

 

[Stent]

At 16 mins he's speaking and a motorbike drowns him out. Even traffic is a constant critic/stlaker of his.

 

[Malibu Pat]

I can see you, Dan Mullen.

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This Dan Mullet queer in disguise again

 

[Africa.com]

Hat on backwards

If he really wanted to show he cool he is he should have sat on the chair backwards.

 

[Malibu Pat]

He looks retarded

When doesn’t he?

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[Ethan P. Schulman]

2:28. Patrick takes over the conversation and skips over the guy next to him, who looks like he wanted his turn to speak. Pat just KoolAid Mans his way thru him to lisp and enunciate about a job he no longer has.


btw, you can tell these are all respected authors by the way the questions they are answering are all “how can we do what you’re pretending to do for a living too?” Can you imagine anyone peppering John Grisham or Dean Koontz with idiotic requests for advice about how best to promote their own fan fiction?

 

[A House Nigger]

looks like it should have a propeller on it

He got hungry before the panel, decided to eat it

 

[guest]

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Nice autism, stupit.

 

[SFWA liaison]

no masks this year? despite no vaccine requirement to get in? huh weird how that works, guess killing grandmas is ok now

 

[HeyItsVos]

2:28. Patrick takes over the conversation and skips over the guy next to him, who looks like he wanted his turn to speak. Pat just KoolAid Mans his way thru him to lisp and enunciate about a job he no longer has.


btw, you can tell these are all respected authors by the way the questions they are answering are all “how can we do what you’re pretending to do for a living too?” Can you imagine anyone peppering John Grisham or Dean Koontz with idiotic requests for advice about how best to promote their own fan fiction?

I have seen Ray Bradbury get asked essentially that kind of question before. His handlers basically ignored the question and moved on to the next one. You have to remember the audience for a panel like this is filled with aspiring Tomlinsons with the same level of tact.

 

[Stent]

The fattest cheerleader for mainstream pop culture StarWars/Marvel bullshit is upset that Scalzi gets all the Tor marketing budget.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Where do you get your ideas from

 

[NikisGreasyBeerFarts]

Judge Holden lookin' muuuuug!

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Comparing Judge Holden to Patrick is an insult. Holden was enourmous, intelligent and monstrously strong. Patrick is a diminutive dimwit with a beer gut and twig arms.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again: For a self proclaimed gym rat he has literally no muscle definition. It might be his most egregious lie. We have eyes porker

 

[EraGodless]

If he really wanted to show he cool he is he should have sat on the chair backwards.

 

[SFWA liaison]

The fattest cheerleader for mainstream pop culture StarWars/Marvel bullshit is upset that Scalzi gets all the Tor marketing budget.

He's also being a resentful 1.7 GPA tard who can't grasp economies of scale.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Patrick didn't include his pronouns in his bio! Is he a TERF?!