Patrick GenCon 2023 panel footage just dropped

[VizioDash]

 

[Suetonius]

What the fuck is going on here. His face is so fat but his arms are just flabby thin. He’s going full Lady Di. Remember her liens and judgements? Hello Admiral Tomlinson

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

And none of you went to this fucking thing...-_-

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

50k people attending and there is like 7 people in pats seminar. Its fantastic.

 

[Meownaw]

50k people attending and there is like 7 people in pats seminar. Its fantastic.

I like to think they all went to see the other panelists not Pat.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Did he actually just say BookTok and BookTube?? Uuuuuuuuck! What is he even talking about anyway. Nobody has ever recommended or talked about any of his books on those platforms.

Also take off that backwards hat. You’re forty fucking three years old, you fucking mong.

 

[HotDogJoe]

nice audience size
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Jesus that is so embarrassing. Literally sharing their “knowledge” with 3 people. Nice job getting famous, pig. You really showed Ade!

#GetAngryStayAngry

 

[BoomerSperg]

At 27:40 He throws Scalzi under the bus. Says Tors whole budget goes to that guy.

Of course it does. He's the only author they have that can sell a few, emphasis on few, books that hasn't told them to eat shit (sanderson, can only imagine how much his kickstarter kicked them in the balls) or could fall over dead of old age any day (Card).

Once orson scott card dies Tor will probably be shut down by macmillan. Because the rest of their authors are barely more talented than pat, and sell about as many books.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What is with the idiotic hand gestures? “So half of my Twitter followers don’t even know I’m an author, they follow me for my political tweets which is fine but a publisher will see that and say he has a big social media following which translates to a bigger advance which is cool.” *awkward thumbs up while turtling his shoulders* I hope one of the six audience members checks out his Twitter feed and realizes that he’s full of shit and not worth listening to.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

What is with the idiotic hand gestures? “So half of my Twitter followers don’t even know I’m an author, they follow me for my political tweets which is fine but a publisher will see that and say he has a big social media following which translates to a bigger advance which is cool.” *awkward thumbs up while turtling his shoulders* I hope one of the six audience members checks out his Twitter feed and realizes that he’s full of shit and not worth listening to.

Still waxing about that old contract.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Nice resid-argh-argh-residuals out of it, stupid.

 

[guest]

Lookit the sweat stain this hog left on the table:

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And nice impacted blackhead on your fucking
arm, ya dirty bastard


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Can't wait for "Patrick's Elbow Acne" to pop up on Twitter

 

[Kurt_Love]

What is with the idiotic hand gestures? “So half of my Twitter followers don’t even know I’m an author, they follow me for my political tweets which is fine but a publisher will see that and say he has a big social media following which translates to a bigger advance which is cool.” *awkward thumbs up while turtling his shoulders* I hope one of the six audience members checks out his Twitter feed and realizes that he’s full of shit and not worth listening to.

He bragged about a big following? His pr lady specifically said to call it modest. He's gonna get in trouble.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He bragged about a big following? His pr lady specifically said to call it modest. He's gonna get in trouble.

Either way he said 55k followers. He might have said modest. I’m not relistening to it. He sincerely comes off like an arrogant blowhard in this panel. Plus he’s stammering and using wild hand gestures. Deranged pig.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

He did the bit!

 

[Dog Eater]

Nice flat back of the head, lil no-tummy-time-havin-ass n*gga.

Reminds me of that guy who vandalized his house and bike with erasable marker.

Caverlock confirmed for fatherhood.

 

[RobertMewler]

Nice resid-argh-argh-residuals out of it, stupid.

He couldn't decide between "residuals" and "royalties". I suppose in his mind, taking a moment to collect his thoughts would mean there'd be dead air; a sign of weakness! 'Must keep talking to sound authoritative!' Instead, the ol' windbag opted to sound like a stutterin' mutterin' prick.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He couldn't decide between "residuals" and "royalties". I suppose in his mind, taking a moment to collect his thoughts would mean there'd be dead air; a sign of weakness! 'Must keep talking to sound authoritative!' Instead, the ol' windbag opted to sound like a stutterin' mutterin' prick.

The ironic thing is Pat has never received residuals or royalties.

 

[Coonskin]

The ironic thing is Pat has never received residuals or royalties.

I wipe my tears with my residuals, child.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

He’s looking more and more like the Worm from that film Freaked.