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TYFYS. Wow, he's really talented at being a fucking idiot.By the way, that was one continuous conversation. He kept texting after the copy-and-pastes, which is a telltale sign the he mad.
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TYFYS. Wow, he's really talented at being a fucking idiot.By the way, that was one continuous conversation. He kept texting after the copy-and-pastes, which is a telltale sign the he mad.
For doing something so incredibly illegal the prices seem very low. Pat is a fat idiot but I don’t think I buy this whole thing.Torswats has absolutely fucked Patrick, and I'm not sure Pat realizes by how much yet.
Since he was already shuttering his existing VOIP/VPN accounts because he got a sign the Feds were closing in, he burned all of them doing dozens of SWATTTTs in a short period on Patrick and only Patrick. Doing so (combined with his signed posts on telegram calling out Patrick afterwards, evidence of the crimes including the high profile MTG ones), he has ensured Patrick will have Feds all over him. He's ensured Patrick's scheme to sue the MPD can never work, and also gave signal fatigue to MPD in case Patrick tried to hire a different "dial-a-swat" in the future, fucking him from ever successfully suing them as well.
He wasn't helping him. He was fucking with him by sending the cops four times in a day.why would he continue to aid his effort for free
This was the Isreali kid doing the bomb-threats in 2017s prices:For doing something so incredibly illegal the prices seem very low. Pat is a fat idiot but I don’t think I buy this whole thing.
That just seems retarded. Just get a real part time job.
Patrick will throw her under the bus during interrogation, don't worry.
This should be proof enough that him saying something means absolutely nothing. He is guilty as fuck in my eyes.'Don't have a debtor's exam.'
He's lost it.
For doing something so incredibly illegal the prices seem very low. Pat is a fat idiot but I don’t think I buy this whole thing.
That’s your whole M.O., isn’t it, baby.Nobody would be able to guess that unless they were intimately familiar with fatso's M.O.
You're thinking about it all wrong. Think of these SWAT calls as Cameos. Instead of getting Chip Chipperson to send a birthday message to your mom, you're having some lunatic send bomb threats to a school. Same amount of time/effort from the "performer" and the market dictates what people will pay.That just seems retarded. Just get a real part time job.
Maybe he'll show up with a Faces of Posts By Ghosts presentation or his current spec work- kind of like Michael Scott.Maybe he shows up to the exam with no financial records and just "no, child"s the whole thing. I want him in jail.
Cheaper than a dinner at Hooli’s makes no sense.$50 to possibly get someone killed by the police?
You really can't argue with those prices.
lol he just doesn't know what he's talking about at all. What a fat clown.piggy took the bait.
now his story is that his phone number was spoofed and verified through his phone for the telegram account. which is impossible.
walls are closing in. He can't keep track of his lies.
THAT WAS ALL THE BITCOIN WE HAD, KAREN!
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Stole my identity over a year ago... When the swatting started?piggy took the bait.
now his story is that his phone number was spoofed and verified through his phone for the telegram account. which is impossible.
walls are closing in. He can't keep track of his lies.
THAT WAS ALL THE BITCOIN WE HAD, KAREN!
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Yes, after I thought about this for a bit and pushed aside my desire for all this to be legit, it's just too perfect. I think we are getting our leg pulledI think it’s a kiwi. I hope I’m wrong though.
What a morbidly fucked up world we're living in. This is an accurate take for the psychos using this service.You're thinking about it all wrong. Think of these SWAT calls as Cameos. Instead of getting Chip Chipperson to send a birthday message to your mom, you're having some lunatic send bomb threats to a school. Same amount of time/effort from the "performer" and the market dictates what people will pay.
If he never lied or false flagged before I could see your point.Yes, after I thought about this for a bit and pushed aside my desire for all this to be legit, it's just too perfect. I think we are getting our leg pulled
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