Did Patrick pay torswats to swat himself?

[Uncle Floyd]

i'll fuck your husbands ass to death

I have no idea why I typed it like that, but I refuse to change it.

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

How do you explain him being the most swatted person in history and not a single KF lolcow came even close to his number? He is not special and there are so many more targets I could see them swatting with a bigger pay off.

I think he's practically perfect as a target: extremely unlikable, fake famous, too stupid to effectively fight back and so egotistical he is incapable of making allies or backing down. Anything done to a guy like that guarantees hilarity (welp tweets, flopping micropeen, local news segments). That's pretty special.

I know there's a ton of wild circumstantial evidence, but I just can't get past Rick being a retard and TORSWATS being full of shit.

I hope I'm wrong. I would love to visit Prison Pat in the pen.

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

Seems like a relevant time to bump this

 

[LoomisBuckby]

I still haven’t heard a valid reason as why MPD decides to show up to his house every time there’s a call there. I would assume it’s a one-and-done situation.

Unless they suspect/know that he’s the one doing this and they’re trying to build a case…. But I doubt it.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Still vote yes. And fat.

 

[Steve Ramone]

The only argument against it is he couldn't be that stupid. The man who had his tiny penis shown on national news.

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

I voted yes, but there's a Tomlinson technicality. Patrick said he'd pay but didn't.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

I still haven’t heard a valid reason as why MPD decides to show up to his house every time there’s a call there. I would assume it’s a one-and-done situation.

Unless they suspect/know that he’s the one doing this and they’re trying to build a case…. But I doubt it.

They have to respond when calls come in. Otherwise somebody could just swat themselves for 2 weeks and then actually kill their wife because they know the cops aren't going to come.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

It was pretty obvious Pat wasn't swatting himself when torswats claimed his client stiffed him. Pat always pays what's owed.

 

[Lard Glug]

Yes and also nigger.

 

[LoomisBuckby]

They have to respond when calls come in. Otherwise somebody could just swat themselves for 2 weeks and then actually kill their wife because they know the cops aren't going to come.

I guess?
The only reference I have for swatting is that underwhelming Woody guy from PKA who said that he used to get swatted regularly in like 2011-2012 but after the first time the cops learned it was a prank and just did a wellness call every time afterward.
Different areas of the country of course but especially now that there has been more knowledge about swatting I still don't see why they keep showing up.

 

[firstimelongtime]

I can’t believe it because he cannot be that good of an actor, he hasn’t been caught yet (because we all know that he sucks at everything that he does), and it’s too perfect.

(Although the Pabst theatre and alleged tweet before the event make me go hmmmm)

But…

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

I guess?
The only reference I have for swatting is that underwhelming Woody guy from PKA who said that he used to get swatted regularly in like 2011-2012 but after the first time the cops learned it was a prank and just did a wellness call every time afterward.
Different areas of the country of course but especially now that there has been more knowledge about swatting I still don't see why they keep showing up.

Milwaukee PD's statement said they have a duty to respond and investigate. Pat escalates every police encounter the same way he does with the trolls. He considers a wellness check like the ones you're talking about to be a swatting. Look at the most recent video of him acting like a histrionic little girl and threatening to sue them for false arrest.