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Did Patrick pay torswats to swat himself?

Did Patrick pay torswats to swat himself?


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Why would he so adamantly deny needing verification if he's not familiar with the app?
He fatly denies everything. He denied the sky was blue one time. It's just boring and predictable at this point. His pig brain is so broken he won't admit that the stlakers are ever right. For fuck's sake, he's claiming he won the lolsuit at this point. There's some weird psycho thing where he can't admit anything to the funsters so he just denies it all.

Edit: say "at this point" again, stupid.
 

BudDickman

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It's insane to me that Pat hasn't incriminated himself already to the MPD in the many interactions he's had with them. It seems like he is constantly talking himself into a corner and being inconsistent in lies. And he's doing this in conversations with us, who have no power over him whatsoever.

Imagine how badly he would do in an interrogation. The MPD must really not give a fuck about his case or consider it anything more than a complete waste of time, otherwise they'd have what they need to charge him. He fucking handed video of himself vandalizing his own property to what he thought was a journalist.
 

EraGodless

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The risk Vs reward is a bit off to me though.

It's the 80s and your knocking out bootleg VHS tapes. Selling pirate copies of E.T is illegal but cops don't give much of a care. Selling VHS tapes of porn or snuff bumps the consequences up for the same act and profit.

Source: My family were criminals. My dad would tell me that he wouldn't think twice about calling the police it I ever got caught shoplifting. If I had a plan to rob a bank however, he'll back me all the way. Risk Vs reward.
Ummm... snuff films wouldn't be the same price as bootlegged ET vhs tapes, my guy. And I don't think bootlegged porn was as well. The porn BetaMax/VHS market absolutely exploded once you didn't have to go to theaters to jerk off.
 
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EraGodless

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It's insane to me that Pat hasn't incriminated himself already to the MPD in the many interactions he's had with them. It seems like he is constantly talking himself into a corner and being inconsistent in lies. And he's doing this in conversations with us, who have no power over him whatsoever.

Imagine how badly he would do in an interrogation. The MPD must really not give a fuck about his case or consider it anything more than a complete waste of time, otherwise they'd have what they need to charge him. He fucking handed video of himself vandalizing his own property to what he thought was a journalist.
A lot of times the police will just let you talk until you paint yourself in to a corner with a story that contradicts prior statements and the known facts. Rick is too arrogant to get an attorney (and really after this many swattings- a normal person would have hired an attorney). Right now, they may not have enough incentive to make him the prime suspect, but there's no way in fucking he'll they actually believe his stories. They already have Pig thinking that he has been fully vetted and he's not a suspect. Lol. When it comes to dealing with law enforcement, Patrick is dumber than most 14 year old niggers.
 
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What’s the risk if you live in Moldova or some shit though? I’d agree if this torswats guy was an American but that is pretty damn unlikely.
They probably know exactly who it is from illegal zero day fed shit that gets installed into every motherboard or whatever, and are just looking for a legal avenue to both "discover" and catch the guy, who is currently in an out-of-reach place legally.
 
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To people that think it's a KF faggot how do you explain the swatting stopping all of a sudden when he went to Mexico and no one had any idea he was on vacation. Then it never happened again until he bought a new phone.
Or the fact that he went full blitzkrieg as soon as he was served with the debtor's exam notice, which literally NO ONE knew about except maybe Quasi.
 
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He must think the authentication for crypto wallets is like the boilerplate website forms where you can put in anything and some dumb queer on the other end goes "No, YOUR skin is the color of shit, Nikki McQueeferson from Pigsanus, Milwaukee."
It's been a while since I had an account on one of those, but last time I checked, their verification was extremely strict. I had to hold up a piece of paper with my passport and write a note that said "This is for verification on xxxxx". Another thing they do is deposit a few pennies into your bank account, and include a verification code with the memo. There's literally no fucking way anyone could have gotten verified as Pat without a physical copy of his ID or access to his bank account. Even if he was stupid enough to tweet out a picture of one of his IDs in the past :image_9247: that wouldn't cut it.
 
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Whoever votes no, I'd like to hear your explanation. Do you really think some deranged person would spend thousands of dollars and risk their life to frame Patrick? Why would someone with enough money to do that risk throwing their life away? Why not drop the "Patrick is paying us to swat himself" after the 5th or 6th swat? What is the payoff? The police can't do anything without a paper trail leading back to Patrick, and it feeds his victim mentality (always at extremely convenient times)
I voted no. There's nothing conclusive that I've seen so far except a faggot swatter saying that it's true. I've seen a similar too-good-to-be-true claim before and my heart can't handle being broken again.

DSP was once accused of importing an escort. She claimed that he didn't pay her what he owed and if he didn't balance the account then she was going to leak proof of her claims being true. It seemed real, it explained where his money was going and he WAS actually flying a girl to see him but it wasn't the escort. After some digging it was revealed that the escort didn't really exist and it was a blackmail ploy by two FUCKING DUTCH boomers who weren't even followers of DSP or his detractors, they just saw him on twitter and decided to target him.

I want to believe.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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It's been a while since I had an account on one of those, but last time I checked, their verification was extremely strict. I had to hold up a piece of paper with my passport and write a note that said "This is for verification on xxxxx". Another thing they do is deposit a few pennies into your bank account, and include a verification code with the memo. There's literally no fucking way anyone could have gotten verified as Pat without a physical copy of his ID or access to his bank account. Even if he was stupid enough to tweet out a picture of one of his IDs in the past :image_9247: that wouldn't cut it.
Seeing as pat was sending twitter his photo ID for years, Id imagine he wouldnt even flinch at that requirement.
 

Coonskin

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Call me a faggot but I still don't think he's that fucking retarded. And I've yet to see anything close to a smoking gun. Either he was being impersonated by a kiwifag behind the whole thing, or there's something much bigger at play here.

FOLLOW THE MONEY :fighter_sm:

I don't understand why the guy has to be a kiwifag. Wouldn't it just get kf shut down? The person who bought that call probably wanted kf shut down, which would also destroy caverlock's thread..
 
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I voted no. There's nothing conclusive that I've seen so far except a faggot swatter saying that it's true. I've seen a similar too-good-to-be-true claim before and my heart can't handle being broken again.

DSP was once accused of importing an escort. She claimed that he didn't pay her what he owed and if he didn't balance the account then she was going to leak proof of her claims being true. It seemed real, it explained where his money was going and he WAS actually flying a girl to see him but it wasn't the escort. After some digging it was revealed that the escort didn't really exist and it was a blackmail ploy by two FUCKING DUTCH boomers who weren't even followers of DSP or his detractors, they just saw him on twitter and decided to target him.

I want to believe.
How would the swatter have known that Patrick was on vacation? How would he have known that Patrick was served the debtor's exam notice? How would he have known Patrick was at that theater a few days before Christmas? Why would they give Patrick 2 weeks notice before the first one? Obviously we don't have all the facts, but the path of least resistance leads us straight to Fatso.
 
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How would the swatter have known that Patrick was on vacation? How would he have known that Patrick was served the debtor's exam notice? How would he have known Patrick was at that theater a few days before Christmas? Why would they give Patrick 2 weeks notice before the first one? Obviously we don't have all the facts, but the path of least resistance leads us straight to Fatso.
Is there any link between the swat calls and the debtor's exam or are people here just inferring it? The theater call from memory was done at a completely different location or at a different time, it didn't affect fatty at all. The two weeks notice is something Fatrick said but he lies constantly. The only thing I find compelling is that there are no swats whilst he is on vacation. But even that I'm not sure about, I seem to remember him saying the police were at his house whilst he was away and he only knew because his cameras alerted him to it.
 
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The theater call from memory was done at a completely different location or at a different time, it didn't affect fatty at all. T

It was on the same night, Pat was at the pabst theater and the theater Patti la belle was at is owned by pabst.
how often are their bomb threats in milwaukee?
let alone in theaters at milwaukee?
Let alone the same night that somebody who is allegedly self swatting is at a theater?

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lotta coincidences.

and why would stinky glowie jackie brown accuse the forums of the patti labelle incident out of nowhere on twitter after koolaid manning in here right after the vice article was released?🤔 does she know something?

these are questions I don't have answers to, but it raises suspicion. building 7 , jet fuel, etc
 
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Whoever votes no, I'd like to hear your explanation.
No, because the SWATTer is a Kiwi. Null is a massive, unmedicated faggot, but his need to blame this on Quasi And OwenA goes beyond that. He recognizes one of his own and is terrified it will get out and sink his plans to never get a real job.
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

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Stole my identity over a year ago... When the swatting started?

His gun was also "stolen" a few months before he used it to murder Bernell Trammell.*

Patrick S Tomlinson-Robinson ditched it the next day with his beard caregiver Niki Robinson

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*Key tell in his lie is he also said they not only "stole" his gun but they took a bomb in stealing his joke book too.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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No, because the SWATTer is a Kiwi. Null is a massive, unmedicated faggot, but his need to blame this on Quasi And OwenA goes beyond that. He recognizes one of his own and is terrified it will get out and sink his plans to never get a real job.
How do you explain him being the most swatted person in history and not a single KF lolcow came even close to his number? He is not special and there are so many more targets I could see them swatting with a bigger pay off.
 
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