Oh no, even Uncle Jesse is telling us to get vaxxed!
Fuck him... but I still like him more than Jim Norton.
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COVID Bullshit Thread
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Oh no, even Uncle Jesse is telling us to get vaxxed!
Fuck him... but I still like him more than Jim Norton.
Jesse is a vax adherent for sure but he’s also an old man who is terrified of a bee landing on him, probably. He has prior health issues. But it’s funny that his Conspiracy Theory show had an episode on forced vaccinations stemming from a sham pandemic and Jesse was all in with da theory. He was talking to some woman about it mostly on the episode.
You will never be fully vaccinated.
You have no immune system.
You may look healthy now, but no one believes you'll live beyond next year.
They want to turn everyone's immune system into a subscription service
We'll see, I won't get my hopes up. A good high profile injury would be nice.
This article does not exist. Not by this headline anyway. Altered/updated headline? Fake news? This is the only SFGate article by Eric Ting I could find today and although the lede is the same, the headline is very different:
Gavin Newsom's wife, California Dems bristle at questions about governor's absence
The governor's office originally said Newsom would not make the trip due to 'family...
www.sfgate.com
The rumor going around with Newson is that he slept with another woman who works for his campaign and his wife threw him out of the house. And he is hilariously using vaccine sickness as his excuse for not being at home.
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Got me.
I can still hopeThis article does not exist. Not by this headline anyway. Altered/updated headline? Fake news? This is the only SFGate article by Eric Ting I could find today and although the lede is the same, the headline is very different:
Gavin Newsom's wife, California Dems bristle at questions about governor's absence
The governor's office originally said Newsom would not make the trip due to 'family...
I really needed you that day, pol.This article does not exist. Not by this headline anyway. Altered/updated headline? Fake news? This is the only SFGate article by Eric Ting I could find today and although the lede is the same, the headline is very different:
Gavin Newsom's wife, California Dems bristle at questions about governor's absence
The governor's office originally said Newsom would not make the trip due to 'family...
sniff
Although they are saying he's missing. And one theory is she caught him cheating and he's blaming the booster.
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Well, there's one upside to me getting vaccinated. This new job I've got that pays vurrry well and seems like a lot of fun have double vaccination as a requirement. If I wasn't vaxed, I would've lost the position since they need me to start asap.
Say what you want about me being a jew coping faggot or whatever for caring about a job/money, but I'm not changing. I like, I like me. I'm the real article.
Say what you want about me being a jew coping faggot or whatever for caring about a job/money, but I'm not changing. I like, I like me. I'm the real article.
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Niggers, lol.
Pfizer CEO confirmed lizardman
Lmao what is this from I'm dyin ova hea