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I wouldn't know, I've never hung around them. It works!How safe will I be if I only follow rule number 6?
#ChewThoroughly.I don't think I'm breaking any new ground here, but I have a theory on the vaccines. BTW our faggot Prime Minister claims that we're 80% single-jabbed and 90% fully-vaxxed, which I think is a psychological tactic because that figure has to be bullshit. They want you/us to feel like you're a kook in the vast minority, when in actuality I believe it's more like this: 33% are total sheep, 33% have no clue but are somewhat hesitant, and 33% are completely against it. I bet we're actually 60% fully vaxxed, tops.
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These aren't "conspiracy" sites, it's mainstream but it's on the internet as opposed to TV, radio, and newspapers.
I've seen it speculated that the first rounds of the vaccines are actually 95% saline, with the rest being the evil shit. They don't want too many people getting sick right off the bat.
My theory is that the saline ones also contain the Coof virus, much like regular flu vaccines contain a mixture of influenza strains that purportedly spike white blood cells and immunity. I'm actually fine with that if that was the extent to which they're going with this.
But, this explains why many who took the shot kinda felt shitty for a few days, and many tested positive for Covid. Well, duh, dummy, you don't take the flu vaccine and then get yourself tested for influenza. Of course you're going to test positive!
Good news @KillaKuhnsDeadSon statistically you may have avoided the mRNA bullshit from Israel.
Ultimately, the percentages will get harsher and harsher as time goes on. 95% becomes 75 becomes 50 and so on.
Unless, they've pushed it too quickly. Either this shit continues in perpetuity, or smallpox becomes the new thing (Bill Gates has warned about this publicly) and then you have a litany of "vaxxed" people who have compromised immune systems and fall to the new smallpox pandemic.
My suggestions are as follows:
1) eat as much grass-fed red meat as possible, get it from local farms, get yourself one of those chest freezers and hoard as many steaks as you can
2) if you can't sunbathe due to weather/geography, take D and D3 supplements
3) take BORON. I can't stress this one enough, because the effects are priceless yet it only costs $7 for 100 days' worth
4) drink the cleanest water possible up to a gallon a day, but also ingest the appropriate organic salt; iodized sea salt or Celtic salt. Himalayan pink rock salt is a scam; it should be called Chinese/Paki fake pink salt
5) four egg yolks a day for appropriate choline. There are other ways of getting choline, but nothing is more prudent than four eggs
6) stay away from black people
I don't think I'm breaking any new ground here, but I have a theory on the vaccines. BTW our faggot Prime Minister claims that we're 80% single-jabbed and 90% fully-vaxxed, which I think is a psychological tactic because that figure has to be bullshit. They want you/us to feel like you're a kook in the vast minority, when in actuality I believe it's more like this: 33% are total sheep, 33% have no clue but are somewhat hesitant, and 33% are completely against it. I bet we're actually 60% fully vaxxed, tops.
View attachment 12620
These aren't "conspiracy" sites, it's mainstream but it's on the internet as opposed to TV, radio, and newspapers.
I've seen it speculated that the first rounds of the vaccines are actually 95% saline, with the rest being the evil shit. They don't want too many people getting sick right off the bat.
My theory is that the saline ones also contain the Coof virus, much like regular flu vaccines contain a mixture of influenza strains that purportedly spike white blood cells and immunity. I'm actually fine with that if that was the extent to which they're going with this.
But, this explains why many who took the shot kinda felt shitty for a few days, and many tested positive for Covid. Well, duh, dummy, you don't take the flu vaccine and then get yourself tested for influenza. Of course you're going to test positive!
Good news @KillaKuhnsDeadSon statistically you may have avoided the mRNA bullshit from Israel.
Ultimately, the percentages will get harsher and harsher as time goes on. 95% becomes 75 becomes 50 and so on.
Unless, they've pushed it too quickly. Either this shit continues in perpetuity, or smallpox becomes the new thing (Bill Gates has warned about this publicly) and then you have a litany of "vaxxed" people who have compromised immune systems and fall to the new smallpox pandemic.
My suggestions are as follows:
1) eat as much grass-fed red meat as possible, get it from local farms, get yourself one of those chest freezers and hoard as many steaks as you can
2) if you can't sunbathe due to weather/geography, take D and D3 supplements
3) take BORON. I can't stress this one enough, because the effects are priceless yet it only costs $7 for 100 days' worth
4) drink the cleanest water possible up to a gallon a day, but also ingest the appropriate organic salt; iodized sea salt or Celtic salt. Himalayan pink rock salt is a scam; it should be called Chinese/Paki fake pink salt
5) four egg yolks a day for appropriate choline. There are other ways of getting choline, but nothing is more prudent than four eggs
6) stay away from black people
If the clot shots aren't genocidal in nature then the depop obsessed elite just missed the opportunity of a millennium.[URL unfurl="true"]https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=244109[/URL]
Pretty much.
Think we've passed conspiracy point now with all of the data coming out.
The best summary I read on getting the vaxx now was basically. They're trying to convince people to get the first shot because it works and at the same time they're telling people to get the booster because the first two shots didn't work.
Debunked. According to the news weed causes it now.
Austrians sure love government control.
Also, there is one country that is not having adverse effects from the shots. Starts with an 'I'. No, not India.Uh, That's Not A Conspiracy Theory
<p>There is <a href="https://theexpose.uk/2021/10/31/100-percent-of-covid-19-vaccine-deaths-caused-by-just-5-percent-of-the-batches-produced/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">an article floating aroundmarket-ticker.org
Pretty much.
Think we've passed conspiracy point now with all of the data coming out.
The best summary I read on getting the vaxx now was basically. They're trying to convince people to get the first shot because it works and at the same time they're telling people to get the booster because the first two shots didn't work.
I like the message but for God’s sake, it looks like Joseph Cumia wrote the analysis for that market-ticker placeThe Market Ticker Error: Post Not Available
market-ticker.org
And there goes the need for the vaxx mandate. I'm sure it will make no difference
I'm typically a loner at work and don't bother with the dumb fucking gossip, nor do I associate with anyone in here outside of work whatsoever.
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"Nuh-nuh-nuh-no, child, you've got peanut butter in your mou-"This whole situation crystalized my stance on them. I just want a reason to say out loud "I think you're all gonna die by next year, child."
Imagine not talking to an immediate family member anymore because they don't want to get a booster. (This happened to my family recently.)
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