What's something embarrassing about yourself?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
I have a 5 and a half inch cock.

One time was about to have sex with a black girl in college, she saw it and mocked me around the whole campus. Afterwards I developed performance anxiety and E.D. for the rest of my (thankfully brief) stay in college.
I feel like you could be doing a lot worse than 5 and a half inches. Thank God I've got a decent dick though because if I had to deal with that situation I probably would have spent the rest of my life murdering women. My ego's too fragile for that shit.
 
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Are you insinuating yours is larger than that?

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I am. I've shown it on here. It's nothing to write home about but it's a nice seven.

I tried to make it look bigger using forced perspective and Captain kamala said that it looked like a light bulb. That was probably my favorite ball breaking I've ever gotten on this forum.
 
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