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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I haven't had my ass fucked yet, but I'm willing to negotiate.
I play and enjoy Minecraft.
Jesus this is brutal. I feel for you brotheman
I have a small scar / pockmark on my dick from when I was six. It's a long story (no, it isn't. I sat on an ant pile when I was six. The end.) It looks like a little hutch or pocket and if I don't wash it, I can squeeze dead skin and smegma out of it. But that's not the embarrassing part.
What's embarrassing is the amount of pride I took in it when I was a kid. In class, in the lunchroom, or at sleepovers, I'd pull out my little cock and gross my friends out with the discharge. I thought it was hilarious until I was about twelve and showed it to my first girlfriend.
We were in my bedroom, kinda dry humping and figuring things out when I decided to show her my dick to see if she'll touch it. She was shy and gave it a few tentative tugs, so I pointed at the scar and said, "Try squeezing that part" thinking it would be funny and break the ice a bit. She did it and screamed holy hell when it splooged. I tried calming her down, but she was so upset, my mom had to take her home. We never talked again.
There have been a few times when I'll run into someone from back then, and they'll say "Hey, remember when you..." and I'll fawkin heat up. You can barely see the scar now, but I still scrub the shit out of my dirty cock every day.
What's embarrassing is the amount of pride I took in it when I was a kid. In class, in the lunchroom, or at sleepovers, I'd pull out my little cock and gross my friends out with the discharge. I thought it was hilarious until I was about twelve and showed it to my first girlfriend.
We were in my bedroom, kinda dry humping and figuring things out when I decided to show her my dick to see if she'll touch it. She was shy and gave it a few tentative tugs, so I pointed at the scar and said, "Try squeezing that part" thinking it would be funny and break the ice a bit. She did it and screamed holy hell when it splooged. I tried calming her down, but she was so upset, my mom had to take her home. We never talked again.
There have been a few times when I'll run into someone from back then, and they'll say "Hey, remember when you..." and I'll fawkin heat up. You can barely see the scar now, but I still scrub the shit out of my dirty cock every day.
Damn thats brutal. I remember my girl telling me that she only had sex with 8 people at age 21 and in Philly that meant she was practically a virgin. I did all the typical faggot shit. Thinking we were “meant to be together” and “perfect for each other” fucking yuck. Couldnt imagine the attachment that comes with breaking someones hymen.
My estimation of you guys as men just fucking plummeted.
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My favorite Youtube gaming videos are Pewdiepie's "Broland" Minecraft series. I'm not even really a fan of anything else he's done but that shit was fucking hilarious.
I go on a Minecraft bender a few times per year and came to a fucked up realization on my most recent one. Playing Minecraft over the years has greatly affected the way I dream. I have recurring dreams about wandering around alone in huge torch-lit mansions/castles and underground structures similar to ravines. Also, the terrain in my dreams generates in a really exaggerated way like how it does in Minecraft. There's none of the blockiness so it's like the real world if it was generated in Minecraft.
LMAO I rode mine a few hours ago, bikes rule you adult embarrassments
I bet @WormKiller would prefer to ride his bike without a saddle.
Not as many men's men around here as I previously thought...
In light of recent humiliations i thought i had the honor to be joined by men, BUT INSTEAD I AM JOINED BY FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKERS, THEY SHOULD FUCKING DIE!
Is your middle finger sliding down onto the gap where your middle finger was and your ring finger? That's what makes the sound, not the friction.
Yeah, I just have retard fingers I guess. I even read an online tutorial once, the best I could manage was still a feeble, feeble attempt. I can, however, loudly crack every joint in my fingers and toes. It's like firecrackers going off. I can get six or seven cracks from my pinky finger alone.
Back in elementary school we had a field day where everyone did the “Presidential Fitness Exam”. You got a ribbon for finishing it and there was minor competition but even at that age it was obvious who was winning. The exam consisted of things like pull-ups, push-ups, sit-ups, running, etc.
My body type at the time could be best described as the fat kid from the Sandlot, although I am not a ginger or short. We were paired off with other people for the sit-up portion. I happened to get paired off with Heidi, the most beautiful girl in the world to me at that point in third grade. I got to hold her feet down while she did sit-ups and it was great. After she finished I laid down and she held my feet. Unfortunately one sit-up in I blasted a gigantic fart toward her face and ran away in embarrassment.
I went to school with that girl for eight more years and we never spoke again.
My body type at the time could be best described as the fat kid from the Sandlot, although I am not a ginger or short. We were paired off with other people for the sit-up portion. I happened to get paired off with Heidi, the most beautiful girl in the world to me at that point in third grade. I got to hold her feet down while she did sit-ups and it was great. After she finished I laid down and she held my feet. Unfortunately one sit-up in I blasted a gigantic fart toward her face and ran away in embarrassment.
I went to school with that girl for eight more years and we never spoke again.
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Here's another stupid embarrassing thing about myself. I once got into a fist fight over Billie Holiday and won. Some nigger was saying that she wasn't influential, I said Eleanora Fagan should be a nigger God. He swung, I swung. Fucker knocked out a tooth, and he's one of the contributing factors to why I have a bridge across the front of my mouth. But the point was this guy was bigger and tougher than me he was an actual MMA fighter. He handed me my ass in less than 60 seconds but the point remains that if you talk about her like that I will swing. I don't even know which direction I'm going with this I just know that Billie is an amazing singer
You really know how to throw those curveballs, my friend. Between this and the bisexuality and the troll girl account, I really don't know what to expect anymore.
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It's not my fault Billie changed music. I'm ready to be punched over it