I'll do one too. My eyes got wet when Frodo sailed off into the horizon in The Return of the King. Luckily it was in a dark movie theater.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Why would I?!
Haven’t we had this thread a few times? I listened to redbar before he went on sabbatical and sometimes I loff at cuntfucker’s posts.
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Because it makes you look good. An suit that isn't tailored makes you look dumb.
Not sure. Sorry if it's been done before. But hey fuck it, I'm imbibing the silly juice and I like to talk.
I think Rick and Morty is a funny show and occasionally watch it on my own accord.
I work in middle management for a nationwide US fast food chain.
I enjoy anime. There, I said it.
I broke down, sobbing at work, over a girl who cheated on me. Long stupid story. In my defense, I was unhappy about everything in my life and that was the straw that broke the cheating cunt's back. I'm not embarrassed about many things I did in the past, but I wish I hadn't done that.
In HS I was friends with this chick that I ended up falling really hard for. I eventually told her how I felt and she flat out told me nothing was ever gonna happen between us. I said I needed to go home and I started crying like a faggot as soon as I got out the door. She caught me and gave me a hug and tried to get me to come back inside. She lived alone, it was a very difficult situaaation, and I probably could have gotten a pity handjob or sex maybe IDK, but I was too embarrassed and insisted on leaving.
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Me too.
You work and make money. There's no shame in that brotherman.
I own a laserdisc player because most anime from the 80s and 90s came out on laserdisc not DVD. Can't stand current anime, too much pedophile shit. Dominion Tank Police is the greatest thing in the history of ever.
I got punched in the face by a girl when I was a freshman in front of like half my class. I was a late bloomer so even going into high school I was maybe 110 lbs soaking wet. I remember it was early on in the year and we were still doing orientation type stuff.. I was picking on this giant hog named Dana to try and show off for my friends/other people and she got testy with me. She was probably twice my size. I said ‘what are you gonna do about it?’ all smugly and she blasted me in the mouth without a moments hesitation. I stood there and took it like a bitch with my mouth wide open I was so shocked by it I had no response. My friends all erupted into laughter and I was relentlessly mocked for weeks. That was however the last time I’ve ever let a girl hit me without retaliating. I think I’ve told this other story on here but a couple years later I punched my friends girlfriend directly in the eye and gave her a nice shiner. Her boyfriend who was a close friend of mine did absolutely nothing about it either I’ll never forget the look on his face when that stupid bitch told him what happened. He had no idea what to do. My friends all hated her too and my nickname for the rest of senior year was cunt slayer. It’s embarrassing that I’ve been in nearly as many physical altercations with women as I have with men but what are ya gonna do
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Did you give her an act right? I hope so.
Goddamn dog. F in the chat.
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I was a bed wetter until 11...Many a mattress got tossed because of my shenanigans. My mom would pull me aside for sleep-overs and warn me ominously not to make family look bad.
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Sometimes a woman needs to receive an act right. I mean, it's ugly business, but some bitches need to learn. I envy niggers in that respect, because they will hit their kids or their women in public and not give a damn what you think about it. They have it under control.
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Why tho? Was there something that made you do that until 11 or do you not know? I'm not making fun of you I'm legitimately curious.
I've never ridden a bike.
You tell her it’s her fault for allowing the molesting?