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Jim’sHeadBump said:
Why would I?!
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Because it makes you look good. An suit that isn't tailored makes you look dumb.

Upton Baby Sinclair said:
Haven’t we had this thread a few times? I listened to redbar before he went on sabbatical and sometimes I loff at cuntfucker’s posts.
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Not sure. Sorry if it's been done before. But hey fuck it, I'm imbibing the silly juice and I like to talk.
 
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In HS I was friends with this chick that I ended up falling really hard for. I eventually told her how I felt and she flat out told me nothing was ever gonna happen between us. I said I needed to go home and I started crying like a faggot as soon as I got out the door. She caught me and gave me a hug and tried to get me to come back inside. She lived alone, it was a very difficult situaaation, and I probably could have gotten a pity handjob or sex maybe IDK, but I was too embarrassed and insisted on leaving.

 
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NortheastPhilly said:
I think Rick and Morty is a funny show and occasionally watch it on my own accord.
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Me too.

HR@PaneraBread said:
I work in middle management for a nationwide US fast food chain.
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You work and make money. There's no shame in that brotherman.

AngryPedestrianGuy_mybb said:
I enjoy anime. There, I said it.
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I own a laserdisc player because most anime from the 80s and 90s came out on laserdisc not DVD. Can't stand current anime, too much pedophile shit. Dominion Tank Police is the greatest thing in the history of ever.
 
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I got punched in the face by a girl when I was a freshman in front of like half my class. I was a late bloomer so even going into high school I was maybe 110 lbs soaking wet. I remember it was early on in the year and we were still doing orientation type stuff.. I was picking on this giant hog named Dana to try and show off for my friends/other people and she got testy with me. She was probably twice my size. I said ‘what are you gonna do about it?’ all smugly and she blasted me in the mouth without a moments hesitation. I stood there and took it like a bitch with my mouth wide open I was so shocked by it I had no response. My friends all erupted into laughter and I was relentlessly mocked for weeks. That was however the last time I’ve ever let a girl hit me without retaliating. I think I’ve told this other story on here but a couple years later I punched my friends girlfriend directly in the eye and gave her a nice shiner. Her boyfriend who was a close friend of mine did absolutely nothing about it either I’ll never forget the look on his face when that stupid bitch told him what happened. He had no idea what to do. My friends all hated her too and my nickname for the rest of senior year was cunt slayer. It’s embarrassing that I’ve been in nearly as many physical altercations with women as I have with men but what are ya gonna do
 
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Uncle_Floyd said:
I broke down, sobbing at work, over a girl who cheated on me. Long stupid story. In my defense, I was unhappy about everything in my life and that was the straw that broke the cheating cunt's back. I'm not embarrassed about many things I did in the past, but I wish I hadn't done that.
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Did you give her an act right? I hope so.

JoeCumiaDotCom said:
In HS I was friends with this chick that I ended up falling really hard for. I eventually told her how I felt and she flat out told me nothing was ever gonna happen between us. I said I needed to go home and I started crying like a faggot as soon as I got out the door. She caught me and gave me a hug and tried to get me to come back inside. She lived alone, it was a very difficult situaaation, and I probably could have gotten a pity handjob or sex maybe IDK, but I was too embarrassed and insisted on leaving.

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Goddamn dog. F in the chat.
 
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Unarmed-Dindu said:
I got punched in the face by a girl when I was a freshman in front of like half my class. I was a late bloomer so even going into high school I was maybe 110 lbs soaking wet. I remember it was early on in the year and we were still doing orientation type stuff.. I was picking on this giant hog named Dana to try and show off for my friends/other people and she got testy with me. She was probably twice my size. I said ‘what are you gonna about it?’ all smugly and she blasted me in the mouth without a moments hesitation. I stood there and took it like a bitch with my mouth wide open I was so shocked by it I had no response. My friends all erupted into laughter and I was relentlessly mocked for weeks. That was however the last time I’ve ever let a girl hit me without retaliating. I think I’ve told this other story on here but a couple years later I punched my friends girlfriend directly in the eye and gave her a nice shiner. Her boyfriend who was a close friend of mine did absolutely nothing about it either I’ll never forget the look on his face when that stupid bitch told him what happened. He had no idea what to. My friends all hated her too and my nickname for the rest of senior year was cunt slayer. It’s embarrassing that I’ve been in nearly as many physical altercations with women as I have with men but what are ya gonna do
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Sometimes a woman needs to receive an act right. I mean, it's ugly business, but some bitches need to learn. I envy niggers in that respect, because they will hit their kids or their women in public and not give a damn what you think about it. They have it under control.
 
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