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I'm 38 years old I still don't know how to ride a bike
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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We’re the same age. Let me see that hog again in case things don’t work out with the wife.
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I really dont know. It was a big deal, my parents were definitely concerned because every other way I was well rounded and a decent kid. Several pediatric and urologist appointments.
I have two siblings, I'm the oldest. Middle child didn't but my youngest bro also wet the bed. (But not as much as me, and it stopped at around age 8 or 9 for him). After my youngest brother started doing it my folks pegged it to some genetic hang-up. That's the sibling I have the most similarities with aswell, temperament, appearance etc.
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I've never been a bottom but I'm willing to learn. I just want to put that out there.
Also, I can't snap my fingers for some reason. It just doesn't work for me.
@CarolMaxheinie warmed him up for you.
Everyone gets one, and I mean ONE, mulligan with that shit. But once that first girl rips your heart out of your ass you have to come to your senses and stand on your own two feet. When my first serious girlfriend didnt work out that shit sucked so bad but I had a moment of clarity and was never the same after that. Part of growing up I guess
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If Carol is a top, he can ABSOLUTELY turn me out. I'm down as fuck. Ain't no shame in my game.
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Were you gay before prison?
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I was never gay. But I was always bi. I lost my virginity to my best friend when I was 12 then lost my virginity to a girl at 14. I've never felt weird about being bisexual.
I generally enjoy your posts. This is starting to embarrass me. Stop being a Tomlinson and stop drinking. Appreciate it.
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You can only have sex with one gender the rest of your life...Do you choose men or women?
Reminds me of the episode of That 70's Show where even Red Forman cried like a bitch over his first love.
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Damn thats crazy similar to me. I wrestled at 103 my freshman year (varsity *sniff*) so I was a lil fella and the same thing happened that year. I was playing dodgeball in gym class, but it was this weird version where there were no boundaries and it was a free for all. I snuck up behind this negress and hit her in the back of the head with a ball, not even that hard. She turned around and socked me straight in the orbital. Gave me a shiner and everything. Nothing happened, everyone just laughed even the teacher. And I had to explain that my black eye was because I got punched by a girl. Fawwkin brutal.
Maybe Ant has a point about the escalation to violence in certain communities.
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Women no question. I like the mentality of a guy but pussy is top shelf.
Ok I’ll go again because I agree with this a lot. I went to university in the deep south after growing up in the northeast and met a true southern belle down there that I dated for a year and a half. She looked strikingly like Ade (Pats ex wife) it’s actually uncanny.. the wavy blonde hair, the smile, the glasses. On top of it she was a classy broad with a lot of self respect.. I took her virginity after nearly 6 months of dating. She realized after another year or so that I was a directionless asshole and dropped me like a sack of old socks. I remember one of the guys I was rooming with took pity on me and invited me to his family’s thanksgiving right after it happened. I laid in bed in their guest room and cried the entire time.. looking back on it now I cringe so hard because they were nice enough to invite me there and I probably ruined their thanksgiving with my belly aching. That was my first and last true heartbreak.. I definitely put her up on a pedestal because I was so used to dating New England dumpster women who treated their pussies like a Ponderosa buffet
No shit I was a wrestler too, 112 weight class my freshman year. Took 3rd in state as a sophomore, not too shabby
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Matter of let me declare this right now, I never raped anybody when I was in prison. The only people I had sex with were gay guys and transgender people. I know that doesn't seem like a big difference for everyone but it means something to me.
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112 weight class? Bro we used to call you "toy wrestlers"
In all seriousness though, I know how much damage you boys can do. I once drunkenly challenged someone shorter and lighter than me to a Greco-Roman match at one of my house parties. He kicked my ass.