"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

[BakersfieldChimp]

I like he how he says we were 'trained' as if it's hard to call someone fat online or send in satire contact form messages while sitting on the toilet.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"A chance of a lifetime in a lifetime of chance." Ewwwww!!!!

Dan Fogelberg looks like he smells like vegetable soup and moldy books.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He wants so bad to discredit his own posts and legal history being thrown in his face.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Man, every time Pat recounts our greatest hits I'm reminded how funny we are.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

He admits to being naked when he got cuffed. That's 100% his little faucet dick.

 

[Harry Powell]

Nice giving your wife and yourself "cptsd" by being a tough guy cunt on twitter, stupid.

Would you believe me if I told you he completely leaves out any mention of his boasting, goading, and “clapping back” at his trolls?

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

"they're not going after the big fish, they're not going after people who make a difference in the world"

hahah HE ADMITS he's an irrelevant rube by accident

He's falsely accused us of going after Patti LaBelle. Is she not important? Are you being racist and misogynistic (again)?

Edit: At 32 mins, they are not going after people who make a difference for good or for ill? Stop changing the narrative Rick. Is this still a coincidence? Did you forget about this baseless insulation and false accusation?

 

[Harry Powell]

I love whenever he says we are not “regular trolls”, we are cyber stalkers and sociopaths!

Hey fat faggot, we are bog standard trolls. Just STFU and quit giving us material and it would have all been over. Now after all the shit he’s done I’m here until the wheels come off.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Man, every time Pat recounts our greatest hits I'm reminded how funny we are.

He really nails the pepperoni ad read.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I love whenever he says we are not “regular trolls”, we are cyber stalkers and sociopaths!

Hey fat faggot, we are bog standard trolls. Just STFU and quit giving us material and it would have all been over. Now after all the shit he’s done I’m here until the wheels come off.

Literally nothing we do would fall under any category other than trolling. Apparently we're just better at it than most.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I can't stop noticing all the times he uses "us" or "we" to refer to himself

"we saw Patrick Tomlinson running away from the fire. They tried to frame us for arson"

 

[Sue Lightning]

I’d like to see Pat do a 2 hour podcast that isn’t about his stalkers. He’s really into politics. He loves talking about it on Twitter. Go on a political podcast, fatass. Shoot the shit with some like minded individuals. I’d love to hear his theories and for him to lay out the evidence behind them.

What am I even talking about. He would never do that because he’s a chronic retard.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I’d like to see Pat do a 2 hour podcast that isn’t about his stalkers. He’s really into politics. He loves talking about it on Twitter. Go on a political podcast, fatass. Shoot the shit with some like minded individuals. I’d love to hear his theories and for him to lay out the evidence behind them.

What am I even talking about. He would never do that because he’s a chronic retard.

Dan Mullen would have him on.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I love whenever he says we are not “regular trolls”, we are cyber stalkers and sociopaths!

Hey fat faggot, we are bog standard trolls. Just STFU and quit giving us material and it would have all been over. Now after all the shit he’s done I’m here until the wheels come off.

Yeah what DOES he consider a “regular troll”? I guarantee whatever description he could spit out would just be us. And he’d go “But calling in bomb threats isn’t trolling” which is correct because we don’t do that because we’re trolls.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nobody knew niki was at a funeral. What is he talking about?

 

[chewtoycock]

Here he is talking about horses

My ugly wife (only I can talk shit about her) patti smith has a better horses reference

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I cant wait for his swatting origins to come back to him doing it to himself.

 

[NoBacon]

I forgot he was lured to Florida under one of those pyramid scheme fake job ads

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

He's really stuck on the Patton Oswalt thing isn't he. He always brings him up on these things. From what I remember that wasn't even a situation where people were saying or doing anything to him directly. It was just a running joke on the subreddit. Get your facts straight, pig.

He knows the ascusations are true and that Fatton successfully killed his wife and he's jealous.
He wishes he was popular because in his mind Fatton beat off the accusations because he had millions of fans and is rich.
Fatton also has an unfortunate looking daughter with her father's face.

 

[PickleRickle]

I've been building models since I was fricken 10 years old.