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"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

Mike Glyer

Rick is Persona Non Grata on File 770
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After 2 years of college (which he excelled at of course), he was offered a 6-figure job at age 22. How does one go from 18 to 22 in two years? :colin_sm:

I dont think math is his strong suite.

He doesn't understand large sums of money. He heard "six figures..." years ago and it's basically a billion dollars to him. He thinks "six figures" means massive success. Yet having $17,000 lying around seems impossible to him.

If he and his wife (he's mentioned she makes slightly less than him, of course) make six figures each and don't have $17,000 in the bank then they need to just end themselves. That is a felony suicide demand.
 

Humanatee

I am not a sea cow, staIker
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He's really stuck on the Patton Oswalt thing isn't he. He always brings him up on these things. From what I remember that wasn't even a situation where people were saying or doing anything to him directly. It was just a running joke on the subreddit. Get your facts straight, pig.
 

SpaceEdge

Intern at Sojourner's
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"they're not going after the big fish, they're not going after people who make a difference in the world"

hahah HE ADMITS he's an irrelevant rube by accident
He was put into group texts with actual celebrities like George Takaei. He had a conversation in a group text with fucking Kanye Wests personal trainer lol

These bits were hilarious Patrick, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
 
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