"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

[Slackjawed Cow]

Boy his origin story is so wrong about the Norm thing. It is interesting to hear how he has filled in the blanks on his side.

 

[RobertMewler]

So they feature a "stalking victim" on their podcast then list his email, twitter, Blue Sky, Threads, and website links during the broadcast and on their site and invite the listener to reach out to him. Brilliant!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

His name is Whitney?

GIRLS NAME GIRLS NAME!!!

Like Eli Whitney.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know what his smug, faggy cadence reminds me of? Dan Fogelberg talking about his music.



It's dead on.

 

[SensibleKeks]

He's as good at math as you are at English.

He's probably better.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He also has no idea the background/timeline of ona pests.

 

[SpaceEdge]

Like Eli Whitney.

The cotton guy wouldn't be nearly as respected if he was a 46 year old man with a shitty emo mohawk

 

[RobertMewler]

You know what his smug, faggy cadence reminds me of? Dan Fogelberg talking about his music.



It's dead on.

Yup, dead on. Ew.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

He also has no idea the background/timeline of ona pests.

You mean Opie and Andy weren't based out of Buffalo, NY?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He took a huge time jump. He is blending shit from a couple years ago into his first banning. When a spoof account got 2k of his followers was a couple years ago and not 6 years ago. His timeline is all shuffled up

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nice of him to admit he was abusing DMCA

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yup, dead on. Ew.

Here he is talking about horses

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Nice giving your wife and yourself "cptsd" by being a tough guy cunt on twitter, stupid.

 

[RobertMewler]

Nice of him to admit he was abusing DMCA

And to admit he sued not for money but to get users' names to turn over to the police. Nice abuse of the judicial process via vexatious litigation, stupid.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

After 2 years of college (which he excelled at of course), he was offered a 6-figure job at age 22. How does one go from 18 to 22 in two years?

I dont think math is his strong suite.

He doesn't understand large sums of money. He heard "six figures..." years ago and it's basically a billion dollars to him. He thinks "six figures" means massive success. Yet having $17,000 lying around seems impossible to him.

If he and his wife (he's mentioned she makes slightly less than him, of course) make six figures each and don't have $17,000 in the bank then they need to just end themselves. That is a felony suicide demand.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"they're not going after the big fish, they're not going after people who make a difference in the world"

hahah HE ADMITS he's an irrelevant rube by accident

 

[Chubby's Cheesesteaks]

He's really stuck on the Patton Oswalt thing isn't he. He always brings him up on these things. From what I remember that wasn't even a situation where people were saying or doing anything to him directly. It was just a running joke on the subreddit. Get your facts straight, pig.

 

[RobertMewler]

Here he is talking about horses

"A chance of a lifetime in a lifetime of chance." Ewwwww!!!!

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Sleazy lying pig claims he wasn't interested in quasi but then acts like it's an outrage that he's forced to reimburse him for all the money he spent on lawyers.

 

[SpaceEdge]

"they're not going after the big fish, they're not going after people who make a difference in the world"

hahah HE ADMITS he's an irrelevant rube by accident

He was put into group texts with actual celebrities like George Takaei. He had a conversation in a group text with fucking Kanye Wests personal trainer lol

These bits were hilarious Patrick, WHAT ARE YOU DOING