"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

[Rick Roblinson]

And just like that, Pat posting gets a shot of adrenaline right into the ribs. Sounds like he's saying a bunch of goofy shit that will result in many new quotes and clips.

 

[Harry Powell]

Man he is full of himself. Also leaving out that he never graduated college, talking about honor roll. You fat retard an actual accolade is graduated summa cum laude, but you don’t know that bc you did 1 yr at a junior college

 

[SFWA liaison]

New lore: Ade was trying to get pregnant as far back as 2008 but didn't achieve it until 2011. She got pregnant TWICE with PCJ with no effort. Meanwhile Nikki never conceived.

Pat has weird dysgenic sperm and his faucet wiener can't reach the depths of the pussy in which babies are made

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

This Is Actually Happening

Is it?

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

"My parents met at a horse auction, they were both into horses for very different reasons"

One sucked them, one fucked them.

This is all very Torque Wheeler.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

New lore: Ade was trying to get pregnant as far back as 2008 but didn't achieve it until 2011. She got pregnant TWICE with PCJ with no effort. Meanwhile Nikki never conceived.

Pat has weird dysgenic sperm and his faucet wiener can't reach the depths of the pussy in which babies are made

He probably has a narrow urethra ala Hank Hill

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

He probably has a narrow urethra ala Hank Hill

He also has a narrow mind, amirite guys?

 

[Harry Powell]

Wow Pat you sound like you really moved on from the ade situation. Not bitter at all!

Also you related to adults more than kids simply bc the adults tolerated your obvious Asperger’s. The kids knew you were a weirdo faggot and picked on you accordingly.

I’m sure Annabelle will love hearing you shit talk her real dad

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

New lore: Ade was trying to get pregnant as far back as 2008 but didn't achieve it until 2011. She got pregnant TWICE with PCJ with no effort. Meanwhile Nikki never conceived.

Pat has weird dysgenic sperm and his faucet wiener can't reach the depths of the pussy in which babies are made

 

[Harry Powell]

Who is listening to this besides Pests? He sounds insufferable and arrogant and he’s just sucking his own dick about his carefully curated life story. Why is all this background needed?

 

[RobertMewler]

Fawwwk, trolls "weaponized" photos of his lunches!

 

[Humanatee]

I would just show up and bust the curve on every test I took.

Sure you would, pig. Sure you would. Him believing that he's intelligent might actually be his biggest delusion. And this is a 250lb walrus who believes he's not fat by any standard.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

“My father made countless men happy and the stlakers can never take that away from him.”

This is what Pat describes as the “terrorism against his entire family.” — Has any user here actually criticized Tommy for his Buckaroo Blowjob activities? I haven’t seen it. Most users here are pro-LGBTQ and have actually praised Tommy for his business acumen and dedication to his work. Patrick is loying again.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Who is listening to this besides Pests? He sounds insufferable and arrogant and he’s just sucking his own dick about his carefully curated life story. Why is all this background needed?

Wondery is a big (big means I've heard of them beforehand) podcast network ( ) so presumably a normal person might hear this.

 

[Humanatee]

Is the whole interview like this? Just him rambling with that ambient music and all the questions edited out?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I would just show up and bust the curve on every test I took.

Sure you would, pig. Sure you would. Him believing that he's intelligent might actually be his biggest delusion. And this is a 250lb walrus who believes he's not fat by any standard.

I think I had one class for half a year that graded on a curve.

 

[RobertMewler]

@Caverlock , he mentioned the old forum Resin Illuminati he used to be on. I only have the dead links below saved. Do you happen to have archives, hon?

"B5/Crusade Techomage Flier": https://resinilluminati.com/showthread.php?t=6758
"B5 Technomage Flyer": http://resinilluminati.com/showthread.php?t=11831
"Tholian Web Spinner": https://www.resinilluminati.com/showthread.php?t=1674

 

[RobertMewler]

Yes! He's talking about making pepperoni out of the bodies of black babies. Drink up!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Pat went to College University

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Is the whole interview like this? Just him rambling with that ambient music and all the questions edited out?

They edit out the ambient music when Rick does his impersonation of the sound of Tommy blowing a Mule behind the Westfield horse stables. Other than that, yes