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"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

stealthygeek

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"To find out more about Patrick and his books visit patricktomlinson.com."

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Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Pat really thinks he is going to spearhead some legislative movement. He wants to be paid for his consultation.
its how you can tell he’s irredeemably gone. He’s ruined his entire life and damaged everyone around him and yet he still thinks he can parlay this into fame and fortune. He lies to himself even more than he does to us.
 

CQ Beans

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So many fucking bits here. I just stopped jotting lie after lie after 10:00 when he omits the documented infanticide he continually omits in this painstaking story. 15:00, blatant lie.

I kinda I wish I’d weathered through because Opie had predicted as much at 16:05 much to Anthony’s bewilderment not long before everything came crashing down. ‘We gave these idiots too much power.’
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

My name's Henry. And you're here with me now
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skip the first 2 minutes it's just ads

I just started listening, will edit with more info

very first Pat line "my father was adventurous" yeah we know
how tf is his dad's career relevant lol he always talks about his wife's business and his dad's endeavors, because he has nothing of his own

"my little brother Kyle"
"growing up I was too smart for my own good"
"v8 Mustang"

hahaha he really is a caricature of himself
My father was just like davy crockett with some daniel boone mixed with wild bill hickok plus some annie oakley and part evel knievel with looks of steve mc queen
 
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I'm only 5 mins in, havent read anything, but I need to jump in: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM??

After half a decade, he hasnt learned ANYTHING. He's doubling down in EVERY lie and catchprase

>Muh Rodeo cowboy papa. No he's not, we have the receipts
>I'm too smart for school. No, you were a retard, we have your grades
>Muh "little brother"

Oh wait, is he sharing lappening details?? We are reaching Josiah 5 level....

Rick is the golden lolcow for all ages. After all this time he still manages to subvert expectations...Patposting threads will end up in the Library of Congress
 
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