"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

[stealthygeek]

"To find out more about Patrick and his books visit patricktomlinson.com."

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I listened to the whole thing. Pat did his very best to not sound like a total faggot. Putting on the manliest voice he could muster. Basically the same voice he used with Josiah until he turned into a mincing super villain the second it all fell apart.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat really thinks he is going to spearhead some legislative movement. He wants to be paid for his consultation.

 

[Harry Powell]

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Pat really thinks he is going to spearhead some legislative movement. He wants to be paid for his consultation.

its how you can tell he’s irredeemably gone. He’s ruined his entire life and damaged everyone around him and yet he still thinks he can parlay this into fame and fortune. He lies to himself even more than he does to us.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Imagine Rick on a date. Lol.

Now imagine the kind of braindead pilled-out slampig who would sit there and listen to his bullshit - with his effeminate, hulking mass right in front of you - for 2-3 hours, and then fuck him.

Niki you need Jesus, girl.

 

[CQ Beans]

So many fucking bits here. I just stopped jotting lie after lie after 10:00 when he omits the documented infanticide he continually omits in this painstaking story. 15:00, blatant lie.

I kinda I wish I’d weathered through because Opie had predicted as much at 16:05 much to Anthony’s bewilderment not long before everything came crashing down. ‘We gave these idiots too much power.’

 

[SFWA liaison]

"Nikki and I have been married now for almost 6 years"

either this was recorded a while ago or he's just being 1.2 at math

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Podcast | This Is Actually Happening

This Is Actually Happening is a podcast about what happens when everything changes

www.thisisactuallyhappening.com

skip the first 2 minutes it's just ads

I just started listening, will edit with more info

very first Pat line "my father was adventurous" yeah we know
how tf is his dad's career relevant lol he always talks about his wife's business and his dad's endeavors, because he has nothing of his own

"my little brother Kyle"
"growing up I was too smart for my own good"
"v8 Mustang"
hahaha he really is a caricature of himself

My father was just like davy crockett with some daniel boone mixed with wild bill hickok plus some annie oakley and part evel knievel with looks of steve mc queen

 

[Brooke Shields]

I would just show up and bust the curve on every test I took.

Sure you would, pig. Sure you would. Him believing that he's intelligent might actually be his biggest delusion. And this is a 250lb walrus who believes he's not fat by any standard.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I've been building models since I was fricken 10 years old.

We could have been a model forum.

 

[Confused White Kid]

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When it was time to buy new school clothes, my mother would take my little brother Kyle and I to Old Navy.
I would just show up and bust every pants button I tried.

 

[General Fatton]

I'm only 5 mins in, havent read anything, but I need to jump in: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM??

After half a decade, he hasnt learned ANYTHING. He's doubling down in EVERY lie and catchprase

>Muh Rodeo cowboy papa. No he's not, we have the receipts
>I'm too smart for school. No, you were a retard, we have your grades
>Muh "little brother"

Oh wait, is he sharing lappening details?? We are reaching Josiah 5 level....

Rick is the golden lolcow for all ages. After all this time he still manages to subvert expectations...Patposting threads will end up in the Library of Congress

 

[wbgreen]

What a generic website for a generic podcast. Everything is stock graphics. What is with the animated cum stain floating behind the title? What is that meant to convey? And the logo is just an eye, but it’s not wide on shock or conveying mystery and allure. It’s just a still eye that means nothing.

 

[Honoria]

Redditors, submit your stories on their contact form:

https://www.thisisactuallyhappening.com/submit-your-story

Also send a polite e-mail correcting the record.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

What a generic website for a generic podcast. Everything is stock graphics.

Stalk graphics.

 

[General Fatton]

Hes adding so much lore... will take several relistenings to get everything in order

>I was on the break of a 6digits job in Florida but quit
>THE LAPPENING WAS THE FIRST TIME EVERYONE MET

Does he come up as trans by the end of the podcast? This cant be topped

 

[SFWA liaison]

regular listeners of the show are loving it

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(she/they)

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I don't think I've ever heard that PCJ was a moderator of the modeling forum. Imagine being cucked by forum mods as a repeated beat in your life.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I don't think I've ever heard that PCJ was a moderator of the modeling forum. Imagine being cucked by forum mods as a repeated beat in your life.

You know every time he puts together a pre painted snap together models (ages 7-12) he thinks of PCJ

 

[DominusOdium]

Don't ever, for a minute, consider seriously the idea that this retard will ever do anything but the dumbest and most self destructive option.