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I can only imagine how @Caverlock must be feeling now. This is like unearthing some Dead Sea Scrolls stuff
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"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!
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Transcript:
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He 100% fell for some Amway type scam since they had large offices in Florida. They told him “you could make well over 6 figures!” (Which they use for many sales job postings - including car sales which he had to do after and failed)
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another blatant inconsistency in his re-telling of Ade escaping her toxic marriage
on this podcast: "A couple of weeks after that pregnancy was known, my wife let it be known that she was in love with a friend of mine who was going to divorce"
on the Robin Willians blogpost: "Then, two weeks after we became pregnant with our first child, she told me we were divorcing. She refused to participate in any counseling, and demanded that I sign the divorce papers or she would have me served"
which one is it? was the pregnancy know or not? seems like a greatly significant "detail" to be confused about
on this podcast: "A couple of weeks after that pregnancy was known, my wife let it be known that she was in love with a friend of mine who was going to divorce"
on the Robin Willians blogpost: "Then, two weeks after we became pregnant with our first child, she told me we were divorcing. She refused to participate in any counseling, and demanded that I sign the divorce papers or she would have me served"
which one is it? was the pregnancy know or not? seems like a greatly significant "detail" to be confused about
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nigger talks about a random community college in rural wisconsin like it's a real university
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I hope the people on Reddit don't fuck with the the podcast or the host instantly. This is complete speculation on my behalf but I believe that the Redditors will think it would be funnier to try to recreate another Javier situation (by correcTing the record via email politely and courteously).
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Did he mention all his dad's other jobs?
Or did he mention his dad's DUI and half plastic skull that resulted?
Or did he mention his dad's DUI and half plastic skull that resulted?
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As I attempt to sift through this madness there’s so much self awareness beneath the surface that exists but for some reason Pat can’t access it. I mean 21:08 is an obvious lie not to mention 21:26. 21:44: You’re confusing us with your rapist friends.
But Fatso victim checking the Cumias is some world colliding shit. 24:37 coat checking the vicious infighting here should have been enough to click something inside this melon headed dunce that he’s far from a random target.
We were never above the 27,000 mark. Mostly abandoned names and lurkers. 28:18= says the guy who documents his entire life. 28:45 repeatedly proven untrue (vandalization). 30:34 ‘They steal from you’ As in the info he’s willingly given.
31:43 It’s just endless pontificating until this gem: there’s nothing remarkable about him which there isn’t other than the fact that there isn’t. No sense of self awareness. Just nothing. He then conceded he’s a worthless worm of no importance. 33:28 he almost gets it here. 34:04 horrendous lie. 34:19
35:58 seems to know a lot about this.
37:20 Fatso I’m guessing equates the fake swats with some funeral while Pat was fucking his cat and I’m boring myself at this point. 39:00 Oh, now I’m aroused tell me more. 39:37= that’s a lot of PFF dough.
43:32 proven untrue by the Det. Edge and his call in to a very sassy lady of color. Sho’ nuff. I’m sorry rough time stamp more faggot lies about a Detroit bomb threat. Fat fuck rails against the cops and blathers about a St. Patrick’s Day threat.
48:09? Wow, he’s almost complimenting us if he didn’t know any better. He then lies about going about suing Quasi. More crying about bullshit. There’s about eight more minutes but I doubt anyone has give a shit past even the second paragraph.
But Fatso victim checking the Cumias is some world colliding shit. 24:37 coat checking the vicious infighting here should have been enough to click something inside this melon headed dunce that he’s far from a random target.
We were never above the 27,000 mark. Mostly abandoned names and lurkers. 28:18= says the guy who documents his entire life. 28:45 repeatedly proven untrue (vandalization). 30:34 ‘They steal from you’ As in the info he’s willingly given.
31:43 It’s just endless pontificating until this gem: there’s nothing remarkable about him which there isn’t other than the fact that there isn’t. No sense of self awareness. Just nothing. He then conceded he’s a worthless worm of no importance. 33:28 he almost gets it here. 34:04 horrendous lie. 34:19
35:58 seems to know a lot about this. 37:20 Fatso I’m guessing equates the fake swats with some funeral while Pat was fucking his cat and I’m boring myself at this point. 39:00 Oh, now I’m aroused tell me more. 39:37= that’s a lot of PFF dough.
43:32 proven untrue by the Det. Edge and his call in to a very sassy lady of color. Sho’ nuff. I’m sorry rough time stamp more faggot lies about a Detroit bomb threat. Fat fuck rails against the cops and blathers about a St. Patrick’s Day threat.
48:09? Wow, he’s almost complimenting us if he didn’t know any better. He then lies about going about suing Quasi. More crying about bullshit. There’s about eight more minutes but I doubt anyone has give a shit past even the second paragraph.
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Skimming through this and holy fuck. Why would anyone do this? Aside from special boy attention and the fact that he already used up every legitimate news source... It's so incredibly stupid. There is NO upside to doing this. So many more people will be exposed to his insanity, he's giving trolls way more information and ultimately 0 books will be sold in an industry that will continue to laugh at him and quietly ghost him.
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cuckold Pat continued to visit PCJ's forum after he stole his wife and kid, he must have a humiliation fetish
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I feel like this was exclusively to un-do the mental damage the Pretend podcast caused him. The fact that the only comment visible is a Pretend podcast fan clearly shitting on Rick is such a chefs kiss.
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I think you're spot on. His lolsuit failure, for example, has led to many many legal actions simply trying to get any win to erase, in his narcissistic mind, the injury. Sadly he's stupid and more importantly, wrong.
He needs to get the podcast win he imagined with Pretend paid off.
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"I would just show up and bust the curve on every test I took."
This should move into the Top 10 most ridiculous things he's ever said. Only a narcissist/arrogant dickhead would say this and practically everyone listening to this podcast would immediately lose any sympathy for him. His personality is so absurd that even in the middle of trying to garner sympathy from strangers, he's still can't resist the insane impulse he has to (lie) brag about himself and make himself look amazing/smart/tough.
But further, not only is it an easily provable lie, we have the proof! We have his transcripts showing his abysmal grades. If he was acing all of his tests to a degree that he was "busting the curve" (whatever that means in fucking high school), his teachers would have given him solid grades regardless of anything else. But he got D or worse in practically anything. Fat asshole.
This should move into the Top 10 most ridiculous things he's ever said. Only a narcissist/arrogant dickhead would say this and practically everyone listening to this podcast would immediately lose any sympathy for him. His personality is so absurd that even in the middle of trying to garner sympathy from strangers, he's still can't resist the insane impulse he has to (lie) brag about himself and make himself look amazing/smart/tough.
But further, not only is it an easily provable lie, we have the proof! We have his transcripts showing his abysmal grades. If he was acing all of his tests to a degree that he was "busting the curve" (whatever that means in fucking high school), his teachers would have given him solid grades regardless of anything else. But he got D or worse in practically anything. Fat asshole.
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Surely no videos or articles will be published disproving nearly every claim he has made.
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imagine getting cucked by a jannie
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What happened with Math or Algebra. They don't have coursework that makes up part of the grade.
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Remember Rick pretending he was "burried in strange" post divorce?
2 dates between marriages.
"During this time, I started going out on dates.
I think it was my third first date where I met a very, very bright, very interesting
very ambitious, very well-read, very funny, beautiful young lady."
2 dates between marriages.
"During this time, I started going out on dates.
I think it was my third first date where I met a very, very bright, very interesting
very ambitious, very well-read, very funny, beautiful young lady."
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