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"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

TorqueWheeler

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"I think had a 1.7 or 1.9 GPA because I didn't do any of the homework and was ADHD as hell" is a VERY specific and bizarre thing to share without any context. He was absolutely thinking about the Pests through this entire interview. It's like we wrote his script for him.
Casually trying to blow it off like it doesn't mean anything is a nice example of a classic Tomlinson Tactic there. He knows very well he had a 1.7 GPA (1.2 without PE) because he gets reminded of it 50 times a day.
 

RickReternal

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The YouTube channel they stuck this piece of shit on has 2,500 subscribers. They know it’s bad.

Oh and I think the early life stuff may have been pickups. Either way all that crap and the model forum/lappening stuff is just filler to get to the minimum for the 3/4 ad breaks they wanted to insert. They clearly didn’t have enough from him just talking about the eternal torment of his “wonderful” life.
 

victor_sanchez

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I'm about half way through the podcast. I hate fats smug narration so far and its almost unlistenablee. Him lying about what's happened is a given so no real reason to comment on that.

An interesting detail that stuck out is his excuse for not going to nikkis dad's funeral. I didn't know he stayed behind because the cat was sick. I'd assume your wife's father's funeral takes precedence over everything else in order to emotionally support her and her family during a tragic time like that but fat stayed home because the cat was ill? Why not just have a neighbor or friend housesit or stop by to make sure it's okay? Or if nikkis family still lived in Wisconsin, why not take it along for the ride? How far north did they live?
Something about his excuse stinks and it ain't nikkis pussy.


Also, what cat is he referring to? Is this muller? I didn't know he had a cat that was 20 years old.
 

FatPatsBaps

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Private yet you discussed it with Javier and put it in your blog? :image_9250:

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Does anyone have that tweet of Pat saying he would piss on PCJ's grave when he dies? I'm sure the Redditors would appreciate being informed of that.
 
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Kurt_Love

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I'm about half way through the podcast. I hate fats smug narration so far and its almost unlistenablee. Him lying about what's happened is a given so no real reason to comment on that.

An interesting detail that stuck out is his excuse for not going to nikkis dad's funeral. I didn't know he stayed behind because the cat was sick. I'd assume your wife's father's funeral takes precedence over everything else in order to emotionally support her and her family during a tragic time like that but fat stayed home because the cat was ill? Why not just have a neighbor or friend housesit or stop by to make sure it's okay? Or if nikkis family still lived in Wisconsin, why not take it along for the ride? How far north did they live?
Something about his excuse stinks and it ain't nikkis pussy.


Also, what cat is he referring to? Is this muller? I didn't know he had a cat that was 20 years old.
Probably his most obvious self swaTTing. Sends wife away, prepares for the swat to hit the other half of the duplex while he's filming the cops in his underoos on the other side. They knock on his door anyway and he has the loud freak out that the girl posted about on her neighborhood Facebook page and she later shared the recording with a brotherman who put it on YouTube. Remember, his big gripe with the cops was this is a duplex and you responded to the wrong side (ie he should know cause he called in the swat).

Now in his retelling, all his stalkers immediately knew her grandfather died because they defaced his obit website in real time. The funeral excuse came out after all the swat audio. Fat fuck has such a full life with so man friends and family that definitely still invited him to 3 or 4 Thanksgiving meals but nobody would babysit his cat. Surprised he didn't mention putting sprinkles in the freezer to end it's suffering during this cosplay lie.
 
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