"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

[BUBBLER]

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And what happened then? In Milwuakee they say,
The Pig's medium shirt Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his shirt didn't fit quite so right,
He whizzed to his smartphone to find internet fights,
And he threatened much prison! And the tweets never ceased!
To soothe his fat feelings for growing obese

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What girl could resist!?

Nice vandalism sneakers, stupid.

That was his peak. Not long after that he found internet trolls that would challenge his stubbornness. Pat thinks he is still living in this moment.

 

[DominusOdium]

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And what happened then? In Milwuakee they say,
The Pig's medium shirt Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his shirt didn't fit quite so right,
He whizzed to his smartphone to find internet fights,
And he threatened much prison! And the tweets never ceased!
To soothe his fat feelings for growing obese

Can he still feel his ring finger? Holy shit. He couldn't get that thing off if you offered him a second better Tor contract for it.

 

[SFWA liaison]

The fact that he doens't correcT the record on reddit and yt comments shows how bullshit his justification for responding to every tweet is. He doesn't mind stuff he claims are false (they aren't) stay up on some parts of the Internet but not others? That reddit thread got 100x more eyes on it than most "this is his arrest report" replies on X.

 

[DominusOdium]

The fact that he doens't correcT the record on reddit and yt comments shows how bullshit his justification for responding to every tweet is. He doesn't mind stuff he claims are false (they aren't) stay up on some parts of the Internet but not others? That reddit thread got 100x more eyes on it than most "this is his arrest report" replies on X.

He still thinks he's a firebrand Twitter star

 

[Kurt_Love]

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And what happened then? In Milwuakee they say,
The Pig's medium shirt Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his shirt didn't fit quite so right,
He whizzed to his smartphone to find internet fights,
And he threatened much prison! And the tweets never ceased!
To soothe his fat feelings for growing obese

The arms of the shirt are still extra loose with another shirt underneath. Nice 250 lb bench press lie, stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The fact that he doens't correcT the record on reddit and yt comments shows how bullshit his justification for responding to every tweet is. He doesn't mind stuff he claims are false (they aren't) stay up on some parts of the Internet but not others? That reddit thread got 100x more eyes on it than most "this is his arrest report" replies on X.

 

[TorpidSloth]

What girl could resist!?

Nice vandalism sneakers, stupid.

Has he ever not had a stupid potato head?

 

[RickReternal]

Has he ever not had a stupid potato head?

That and his chins are persistent features.

 

[DominusOdium]

That and his chins are persistent features.

He doesn't have that smirk anymore

 

[Kurt_Love]

He doesn't have that smirk anymore

That's when he thought he was handsome. He saw Vincent Chase in the mirror. Now he sees Randy Orton.

 

[DominusOdium]

That's when he thought he was handsome. He saw Vincent Chase in the mirror. Now he sees Randy Orton.

Bob Orton looks better in 2024

 

[Guest]

Can he still feel his ring finger? Holy shit. He couldn't get that thing off if you offered him a second better Tor contract for it.

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I got fat before my divorce and I had to cut mine off with a diamond burr

 

[Guest]

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I scoured her post history for pics. I wanna see the curves, Anna!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

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And what happened then? In Milwuakee they say,
The Pig's medium shirt Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his shirt didn't fit quite so right,
He whizzed to his smartphone to find internet fights,
And he threatened much prison! And the tweets never ceased!
To soothe his fat feelings for growing obese

Massive tits

 

[RobertMewler]

Has he ever not had a stupid potato head?

It's a cabbage filled with gravy and pork fat.

 

[DominusOdium]

It's a cabbage filled with gravy and pork fat.

But no thoughts.

 

[BUBBLER]

It's a cabbage filled with gravy and pork fat.

That sounds pfg

 

[BudDickman]

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Probably his most obvious self swaTTing. Sends wife away, prepares for the swat to hit the other half of the duplex while he's filming the cops in his underoos on the other side. They knock on his door anyway and he has the loud freak out that the girl posted about on her neighborhood Facebook page and she later shared the recording with a brotherman who put it on YouTube. Remember, his big gripe with the cops was this is a duplex and you responded to the wrong side (ie he should know cause he called in the swat).

Now in his retelling, all his stlakers immediately knew her grandfather died because they defaced his obit website in real time. The funeral excuse came out after all the swat audio. Fat fuck has such a full life with so man friends and family that definitely still invited him to 3 or 4 Thanksgiving meals but nobody would babysit his cat. Surprised he didn't mention putting sprinkles in the freezer to end it's suffering during this cosplay lie.

This was the timeline of events of the initial swatting from our point of view:

1. I noticed that there was a "SHOOTING" call at his house on the MPD call logs and made a post about it here. This coincided with an uncharacteristically long period of silence for him on social media. People on here were wondering if he finally snapped and killed Niki.
2. Eventually he posted about the swatting and then people were wondering who did it. I'm not sure if people were already trying to poke holes in his story or considering it a genuine swatting, but some people were accusing me because I was "Johnny on the spot" with the MPD call logs.
3. I searched the East Milwaukee Facebook group and found the post by Alivia talking about a commotion at the cross street for the hovel.
4. Motley Poo reached out to Alivia and got audio that she recorded of Pat's freak out.

Eventually Pat incorporated Niki's absence into his swatting narrative, because apparently his cyberstlakers are so considerate that they do not want to disturb Niki's sleep and had to wait until she traveled solo before starting the swatting campaign. And then subsequent swattings happened while she was home, so apparently Niki being away stopped being a requirement.

No one on here knew about Niki traveling by herself. I don't understand why he considers this such an important part of the narrative, but it sounds like he's just trying to explain why he was home alone and putting up a smoke screen to distract from a suspicious circumstance.

 

[PogromStallone]

This was the timeline of events of the initial swatting from our point of view:

1. I noticed that there was a "SHOOTING" call at his house on the MPD call logs and made a post about it here. This coincided with an uncharacteristically long period of silence for him on social media. People on here were wondering if he finally snapped and killed Niki.
2. Eventually he posted about the swatting and then people were wondering who did it. I'm not sure if people were already trying to poke holes in his story or considering it a genuine swatting, but some people were accusing me because I was "Johnny on the spot" with the MPD call logs.
3. I searched the East Milwaukee Facebook group and found the post by Alivia talking about a commotion at the cross street for the hovel.
4. Motley Poo reached out to Alivia and got audio that she recorded of Pat's freak out.

Eventually Pat incorporated Niki's absence into his swatting narrative, because apparently his cyberstlakers are so considerate that they do not want to disturb Niki's sleep and had to wait until she traveled solo before starting the swatting campaign. And then subsequent swattings happened while she was home, so apparently Niki being away stopped being a requirement.

No one on here knew about Niki traveling by herself. I don't understand why he considers this such an important part of the narrative, but it sounds like he's just trying to explain why he was home alone and putting up a smoke screen to distract from a suspicious circumstance.

Our very own Bob Woodward.