"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

[Sean Baird]

It's because Redditors aren't real.

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[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat hates his reality. Thats why his whole life revolves around fiction.

 

[Sean Baird]

Welp, the real people in the reddit thread are seeing Rick deny their realness in real time. This is amazing.

Boys, we may have finally found our new home on reddit again. r/TIACPodcast has been terraformed and seeded for Pest repopulation.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

It's because Redditors aren't real.

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His brain truly is magical

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Pat is currently still shitting up the comments on the Instagram post, even though comments have been limited. He sounds insane.

 

[RobertMewler]

Pat is currently still shitting up the comments on the Instagram post, even though comments have been limited. He sounds insane.

Suicide demand.

 

[captain_kamala]

From a private Facebook group. I responded yes he did abandon his kid. My comment was deleted.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

The guy who runs This Is Actually Happening has a (*gasp*) unsecured Contact Form on his website:

Whit Missildine | This Is Actually Happening

Creator and host of the podcast This Is Actually Happening, Whit Missildine

www.whitmissildine.com

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Pat is currently still shitting up the comments on the Instagram post, even though comments have been limited. He sounds insane.

Lol, the guy gave 2 shits about ricks response

 

[Sean Baird]

The guy who runs This Is Actually Happening has a (*gasp*) unsecured Contact Form on his website:

Whit Missildine | This Is Actually Happening

Creator and host of the podcast This Is Actually Happening, Whit Missildine

www.whitmissildine.com

I want to call him a faggot and make fun of his lispy ASMR voice but not until @SpaceEdge has a chance to say his piece. We can make fun of this retard once we've milked Rick to completion.

 

[Random username]

I want to call him a faggot and make fun of his lispy ASMR voice but not until @SpaceEdge has a chance to say his piece. We can make fun of this retard once we've milked Rick to completion.

Patrick will never be milked till completion. Until he dies of heart failure, and then his funeral page will be good for content for a bit.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’ve tried listening to it but he’s such an overdramatic fruit it’s hard to take it all in one listen.

Thoughts so far
Has to tell everyone he’s so smart - smart people don’t have to tell people they’re smart.

Also “teachers hated me because they knew I was so smart” is another lie - they hated him because he refused to even try to do the homework which is like saying “fuck you” to the teacher because it’s clear you think you’re better than others since you don’t do the homework. They assign it and you just acted like an arrogant smug know-it all while knowing nothing. The other kids didn’t like him because he was a tattle tale asshole and you got along with adults because they have to tolerate kids - even the shitty ones. Growing up my mom liked some of friends and thought a couple were assholes - she was still nice to them but didn’t like them.

The “six figure job” part is interesting since he doesn’t even say what the job was or what kind of business he was doing. I was offered a 6 figure job at 22 and I took it! Doing what? That’s a major part of the story missing. Of course it was some Amway scam (friend told him about it trying to recruit people to work for them then eventually they “could” make “well over 6 figures” and the retard bought it without even thinking it’s fishy a dope with no real experience doing anything is offered a 6 figure job. Funny how that job “fell through” because it’s a fucking scam that’s all about recruiting people. Shit ain’t real, piggy.

 

[Sean Baird]

The guy who runs This Is Actually Happening has a (*gasp*) unsecured Contact Form on his website:

Whit Missildine | This Is Actually Happening

Creator and host of the podcast This Is Actually Happening, Whit Missildine

www.whitmissildine.com

@Podcasting 101 you just sent a very reasonable request to share your side. Let us know how it goes.

 

[Humanatee]

Has to tell everyone he’s so smart - smart people don’t have to tell people they’re smart.

In shape people don't have to tell people they're in shape. Tough people don't have to tell people they're tough. Sane people don't have to tell people they're sane.

Starting to see a pattern here with the internet's specialist boy.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I know you all already know but the reddit thread is mostly regular listeners with previous comments on that sub

for example the OP /u/notthatcousingreg who kicked off the conversation specifically focusing on Pat's behavior

has activity from over a year ago at least:

I bet Pat DMd the mod squealing for censorship

 

[Lunkhead]

Who is listening to this besides Pests? He sounds insufferable and arrogant and he’s just sucking his own dick about his carefully curated life story. Why is all this background needed?

It's a spinoff of the hit Youtube channel "Soft White Gunt and Belly".

 

[UnPRePared]

nigger talks about a random community college in rural wisconsin like it's a real university

Oh he is....

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

I’ve tried listening to it but he’s such an overdramatic fruit it’s hard to take it all in one listen.

Thoughts so far
Has to tell everyone he’s so smart - smart people don’t have to tell people they’re smart.

Also “teachers hated me because they knew I was so smart” is another lie - they hated him because he refused to even try to do the homework which is like saying “fuck you” to the teacher because it’s clear you think you’re better than others since you don’t do the homework. They assign it and you just acted like an arrogant smug know-it all while knowing nothing. The other kids didn’t like him because he was a tattle tale asshole and you got along with adults because they have to tolerate kids - even the shitty ones. Growing up my mom liked some of friends and thought a couple were assholes - she was still nice to them but didn’t like them.

The “six figure job” part is interesting since he doesn’t even say what the job was or what kind of business he was doing. I was offered a 6 figure job at 22 and I took it! Doing what? That’s a major part of the story missing. Of course it was some Amway scam (friend told him about it trying to recruit people to work for them then eventually they “could” make “well over 6 figures” and the retard bought it without even thinking it’s fishy a dope with no real experience doing anything is offered a 6 figure job. Funny how that job “fell through” because it’s a fucking scam that’s all about recruiting people. Shit ain’t real, piggy.
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It was a job with one of those semi-multi level marketing insurance companies where you make no salary and cold call people/businesses.

They promise you that you’ll make 6 figures and when you’re young and dumb and desperate it’s pretty easy to take the bait I imagine.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It was a job with one of those semi-multi level marketing insurance companies where you make no salary and cold call people/businesses.

They promise you that you’ll make 6 figures and when you’re young and dumb and desperate it’s pretty easy to take the bait I imagine.

Pat claims the job “fell through” because one of the top people got caught cheating on their wife. The whole thing is very vague but it sounds like one of those like you mention. I remember seeing ads for jobs like that years ago on the internet that were obviously scams. Stuff like MAKE OVER SIX FIGURES! NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED! WILL TRAIN! since it was Florida I wonder if selling time shares was involved.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

Pat claims the job “fell through” because one of the top people got caught cheating on their wife. The whole thing is very vague but it sounds like one of those like you mention. I remember seeing ads for jobs like that years ago on the internet that were obviously scams. Stuff like MAKE OVER SIX FIGURES! NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED! WILL TRAIN! since it was Florida I wonder if selling time shares was involved.

Only possible explanation. Unfortunately companies aren’t in the habit of giving uneducated, unskilled people with zero experience good paying jobs these days. In fact, Due to bidenomics, even highly skilled and experienced musicians are relegated to begging for fruit stand gigs