"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

Patty's Stubby Fingers · 2024-10-30T20:07:10-0400

Okay I see the point, posting on the forum is way more coherent without Boq

Please don't unban him until after Patposting slows down again

Patty's Stubby Fingers · 2024-10-30T20:08:33-0400

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler said:
V4 1/2. at best

Ok but it shifts into an extra gear

Clint Ruin · 2024-10-30T20:15:18-0400

Confused White Kid said:
"I had a divorce forced on me against my will, that I did not agree with"

Main character Pat would prefer Ade stay in a marriage against her will

iBangedQuasi · 2024-10-30T20:15:58-0400

Patty's Stubby Fingers said:
Okay I see the point, posting on the forum is way more coherent without Boq

Please don't unban him until after Patposting slows down again

This nigga GETS IT

SFWA liaison · 2024-10-30T20:32:53-0400

he's monitoring the IG and correcTing the record

Lard Glug · 2024-10-30T20:38:04-0400

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
Right now he’s calling Buzz Aldrin pathetic for his endorsement of Donald Trump
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Pat, if you look around the room and think that everyone else is a crazy person, there’s a chance you’re the crazy person.

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws · 2024-10-30T20:39:16-0400

TorquieTwoBeers said:
He's very helpfully given us a great timeline.

1980-1998 - growing up and in high school. He's claimed before that he lost his virginity during the re-release of the Star Wars movies in 1997. So let's say his count at this point is one woman

1998 - 2001 - in college, but he's never mentioned any women from this time so I'm comfortable saying zero women

2001 - July 2011 - dating/married to Adrienne - one woman

July 2011 - September 2011 - his "burried in strange" "Old Testament Sex God" phase. Umprompted, he gives us information here that he only went on two "first dates" in this period before Niki. It's likely zero women but for the benefit of the doubt let's give him both of these women, so add two women

September 2011 - present - with Niki - one woman

So, barring some weird bout of sexcapades between 1998 - 2001, the absolute most women Pat has been with is five. Reminder that he has claimed seventeen as his number before. Fat, gay liar.

He claimed to visit massage parlors and have nuclear releases

Turry Fawks · 2024-10-30T20:40:38-0400

Clint Ruin said:
Main character Pat would prefer Ade stay in a marriage against her will

Stopped clock etc

Random username · 2024-10-30T21:18:50-0400

SFWA liaison said:
regular listeners of the show are loving it
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Nig/ger

N64 Cube · 2024-10-30T21:27:40-0400

Comments on Spotify aren’t as good

TorquieTwoBeers · 2024-10-30T21:28:04-0400

lmaoooo they've now removed all comments critical of Pat on their IG posts and have limited the comments. We're one step closer to the podcast realizing that Pat is a piece of shit and removing his episode:

This Is Actually Happening on Instagram: "Featured here are 7 photos from this week’s guest, Patrick Tomlinson (on Threads @pstomlinson) for episode #337 “What if they delighted in your misery?” Below are descriptions of each photo. 1. Patrick, autho

131 likes, 27 comments - actuallyhappening on October 30, 2024: "Featured here are 7 photos from this week’s guest, Patrick Tomlinson (on Threads @pstomlinson) for episode #337 “What if they delighted in your misery?” Below are descriptions of each photo. 1. Patrick, author photo 2. Home...

www.instagram.com

Juschippinyababe · 2024-10-30T21:32:46-0400

Just checked out instagram and surprised that Pat responded to that fatpatinthehat guy and then immediately put him on block so he couldn't refute those prison allegations. FUCK!

BakersfieldChimp · 2024-10-30T21:32:48-0400

TorquieTwoBeers said:
lmaoooo they've now removed all comments critical of Pat on their IG posts and have limited the comments. We're one step closer to the podcast realizing that Pat is a piece of shit and removing his episode:

This Is Actually Happening on Instagram: "Featured here are 7 photos from this week’s guest, Patrick Tomlinson (on Threads @pstomlinson) for episode #337 “What if they delighted in your misery?” Below are descriptions of each photo. 1. Patrick, autho

131 likes, 27 comments - actuallyhappening on October 30, 2024: "Featured here are 7 photos from this week’s guest, Patrick Tomlinson (on Threads @pstomlinson) for episode #337 “What if they delighted in your misery?” Below are descriptions of each photo. 1. Patrick, author photo 2. Home...

www.instagram.com

Does that count as Phase 1?

SFWA liaison · 2024-10-30T21:47:48-0400

producer of the show

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DMbA · 2024-10-30T21:50:17-0400

TorquieTwoBeers said:
lmaoooo they've now removed all comments critical of Pat on their IG posts and have limited the comments. We're one step closer to the podcast realizing that Pat is a piece of shit and removing his episode:

This Is Actually Happening on Instagram: "Featured here are 7 photos from this week’s guest, Patrick Tomlinson (on Threads @pstomlinson) for episode #337 “What if they delighted in your misery?” Below are descriptions of each photo. 1. Patrick, autho

131 likes, 27 comments - actuallyhappening on October 30, 2024: "Featured here are 7 photos from this week’s guest, Patrick Tomlinson (on Threads @pstomlinson) for episode #337 “What if they delighted in your misery?” Below are descriptions of each photo. 1. Patrick, author photo 2. Home...

www.instagram.com

it seems like the podcast host is all in with pat, the only comments left are the ones that are in favour of pat and they look like spams

TorquieTwoBeers · 2024-10-30T22:08:44-0400

SFWA liaison said:
producer of the show

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Yakov Smirnoff is on the case.

BoomerSperg · 2024-10-30T23:17:34-0400

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler said:
I looked up the nazi salute thing. pretty based to be honest

The Nazi salute picture that divided an American town

A photo of boys from Baraboo high school went viral but while some want the teenagers to apologise others say they are being unfairly victimised

www.theguardian.com

The annoying pre-teen kike deserved worse tbh.

she said. “There was an incident where a kid looked at me and he did the white supremacy symbol and then he stood up and did the Sieg Heil.”

What's the "white supremacy symbol" though? Am I out of touch?! I didn't know we had cool handshakes now.

mrchuckles69 · 2024-10-30T23:48:41-0400

[13 minutes into a podcast I've never heard of]

"So then in 2012 I registered a Twitter account..."

Turry Fawks · 2024-10-30T23:48:55-0400

BoomerSperg said:
The annoying pre-teen kike deserved worse tbh.

What's the "white supremacy symbol" though? Am I out of touch?! I didn't know we had cool handshakes now.

Probably the "okay" sign

TorqueWheeler · 2024-10-31T00:13:35-0400

Prison Enjoyer said:
Niggers.

Based on his high school yearbook photos (of which Pat is mostly absent) they're all slack-jawed white as fuck hillbillies.

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