"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

[Confused White Kid]

these might be the harshest group of civilians he's encountered, probably because his own narration is the most unflattering version of Pat possible, not filter from a host to tard-wrangle and stay on course
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The podcaster spliced that episode together from obviously a much longer interview and it's almost like he intentionally did so in a way to make Rick come off as a self-absorbed dunderhead. I can't wait until Rick attacks him on Twitter and they do a follow up with Dan.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Fun fact, authors never existed prior to the advent of social media.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

No doubt. Plus Ade was white trash who was gonna latch onto the first guy she met who could afford electricity and Niki is a gross lesbian who needed a lesbian-like husband for a beard marriage to keep her allowance coming in past the age of 30.

And, knowing Rick's lies, if he says he dated 3 girls, he dated just Niki.

Very good chance he lost his virginity in the 2 minutes Annabelle or whatever her name was conceived and hasn't pulled that pea shooter out again.

I was going to say Pat is using the rule of 3 - he went 3 dates in that short time? Doubtful - he went on 1 and married her even though she slept with him because she’s a low self esteem slob. Both were desperate.

 

[JebJoh]

Skimming through this and holy fuck. Why would anyone do this? Aside from special boy attention and the fact that he already used up every legitimate news source... It's so incredibly stupid. There is NO upside to doing this. So many more people will be exposed to his insanity, he's giving trolls way more information and ultimately 0 books will be sold in an industry that will continue to laugh at him and quietly ghost him.

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He addressed this, child. He didn't do his homework but he was so smart that he busted the curve on every test because he's a very special smart boy. I recall being able to fake my way to at least a C and usually a B when I fucked off in high school, most of the work didn't involve doing homework and studying, it was just basic knowledge. Also he didn't fail out of community college, he got a super duper job offer that lured him away.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I love how his correcting the record podcast bit ended up another rake for dimwit Pat. Only way it could be funnier is if the podcast owner lets Dan and Spaceedge do their own episodes countering fatties claims.

 

[Treat Yourself]

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Fun fact, authors never existed prior to the advent of social media.

Is it still his profession if he hasn't published a book in years and he's scrubbing toilets instead? Just asking.

 

[stealthygeek]

these might be the harshest group of civilians he's encountered, probably because his own narration is the most unflattering version of Pat possible, not filter from a host to tard-wrangle and stay on course
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Multiple posts about how they even hate his voice. Only including this one because it's explicitly saying he sounds fat. Lotta fawkin' flesh on that neck.

 

[Humanatee]

Of course he's infested the instagram comments for this episode and is correcting the record on every single one. Hilarious that he just can't change or learn any lessons even after all this time. It's impossible for him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Right now he’s calling Buzz Aldrin pathetic for his endorsement of Donald Trump

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Right now he’s calling Buzz Aldrin pathetic for his endorsement of Donald Trump
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[SpaceEdge]

I love how his correcting the record podcast bit ended up another rake for dimwit Pat. Only way it could be funnier is if the podcast owner lets Dan and Spaceedge do their own episodes countering fatties claims.

I'm the real victim here!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It took three playthroughs for me to see the punch because I was looking at the fawkin tits on the lady in yellow

 

[CompoundBasement]

Multiple posts about they even hate his voice. Only including this one because it's explicitly saying he sounds fat. Lotta fawkin' flesh on that neck.

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That's another problem with him is that he doesn't realize he is neither telegenic nor pleasing to the ear, but he insists on being in front of cameras and microphones. He's a doughy, frog-mouthed dork with autistic mannerisms in the way he speaks which is only made worse with that ugly Wisconsin accent. In his delusional mind he's a sexy jock who sounds like an intellectual.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Don't be shy with the Instagram posts!
Some of us don't have accounts.

 

[Kurt_Love]

I love how his correcting the record podcast bit ended up another rake for dimwit Pat. Only way it could be funnier is if the podcast owner lets Dan and Spaceedge do their own episodes countering fatties claims.

This ones already a blowout. I think we treat this one like senior night when you let the offensive linemen get a goalline carry. We send out Boomia.

 

[Jenna]

Don't be shy with the Instagram posts!
Some of us don't have accounts.

Pretty pretty please. Rick being cunty to civilians who only just learned about him is always a rib-annihilator.

 

[chewtoycock]

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Fun fact, authors never existed prior to the advent of social media.

It's just a flimsy cope for his addiction. His author posts get pitiful engagement and he without a doubt moves more copies handselling in bars and cons than he does with his epic trump clapbacks (has to be dozens and dozens by now). I will say I did recently see a single copy of his and ooga's books in the wild recently, but they're probably not sellable since someone defaced them with racial and sexual slurs and something about an abandoned daughter.

 

[Confused White Kid]

This ones already a blowout. I think we treat this one like senior night when you let the offensive linemen get a goalline carry. We send out Boomia.

Lol send out our "refrigerator package."

Pro-split, double tight, belly meatloaf left on two, on two. Ready, BREAK!

 

[DominusOdium]

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Fun fact, authors never existed prior to the advent of social media.

How many times does King Keene post? 527 in 30 days.

Fats: 2365 in 30 days.

One is a successful author, one is an X addicted former author with mental problems.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

There's two posts on the This Is Actually Happening instagram account about Pat's episode. Pat has infested both of them in the comments. They already limited comments on this one:

This Is Actually Happening on Instagram: "New episode today #337: “What if they delighted in your misery?” follows the story of a self-described geek, who finds his voice as a sci-fi author and amasses an audience on social media, but after he posts

80 likes, 12 comments - actuallyhappening on October 29, 2024: "New episode today #337: “What if they delighted in your misery?” follows the story of a self-described geek, who finds his voice as a sci-fi author and amasses an audience on social media, but after he posts a seemingly innocuous...

www.instagram.com

Nice internet presence, stupid.