"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

[Jenna]

The redditors make a good point, there's no reason to talk about his parents or first marriage at all, the story of Pat vs the pests begins on Norm/11. All he had to say was "I was an author living a peaceful life in Milwaukee, and my twitter account had gotten some attention because an abortion tweet I made went viral. Then I say Norm wasn't funny."

Instead he starts with my daddy was the best and I was the smartest kid in all of school.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I think this beepboopbaup nigger might be retarded

 

[Cuphead]

Yo did this fat nigga just say Opie and Anthony was based out of Buffalo? WTF

Go Bills

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Go Bills

is he thinking of Terry Clifford in Rochester? I know he's a retard but still

 

[Guest]

He’s getting fawkin’ roasted in there. I’m stunned he hasn’t oinked his way in and made violent and insane threats yet

 

[Gay Faggot.]

is he thinking of Terry Clifford in Rochester? I know he's a retard but still

If that fat fuck ever says anything about our Queen Bee the hive will swarm like never before.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Private yet you discussed it with Javier and put it in your blog?

 

[The Sue Deal]

Private yet you discussed it with Javier and put it in your blog?

Pretty much anything to avoid facing the crippling fact that he actively abandoned his daughter.

Pat pulls out all of the deadbeat Dad quotes too. “If she wants to talk to me she will talk to me, child. Thats not my responsibility. My ex wife corrupted my child, which is why she doesn’t want to see me. I spend a lot of time with her, child. Much more than you’ll ever know.”

 

[The Sue Deal]

 

[Sean Baird]

Private yet you discussed it with Javier and put it in your blog?

He's kool-aid manning the podcast's Instagram replies?

Oh, Rick. Whataya doing?

 

[Juschippinyababe]

That reddit thread for the podcast episode just obliterated my ribs holy fucking fuck. What fucking week guys good lord

 

[Mustard]

I chuckled every time he mentioned a pivotal fact that leads up to the beginnings of the whole, retarded saga: "So in 2012 I started a Twitter account." "So I made a tweet about the comedian Norm Macdonald". In his head it's these dramatic details that are building up to this epic crime, like what would be in a really dramatic documentary, but instead of something actually deserving it it's just Fatso's history of being bullied for being a narcissistic retard.

 

[Cuphead]

He’s getting fawkin’ roasted in there. I’m stunned he hasn’t linked his way in and made violent and insane threats yet

I've been fawkin howling at that thread all day. Its a great insight into how normal civilians see through his bullshit.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I've been fawkin howling at that thread all day. Its a great insight into how normal civilians see through his bullshit.

The brothamen have been pretty good about playing it cool, too.

 

[Kurt_Love]

This whole interview lends credence to the two-girl-virgin theory. He lived in a town of only 1,200 people, was a self-described outcast in school, doesn’t mention any first girlfriend til Ade.

He may have had a sexual Renaissance in college (ie banged frumpy trailer trash) but he’s never alluded to getting any ass in college before.

Then Ade.

He went on a grand total of three dates before his “one night stand” with big Nick. Seriously doubt any of those ended in victories.

This nigga’s a two-girl virgin.

No doubt. Plus Ade was white trash who was gonna latch onto the first guy she met who could afford electricity and Niki is a gross lesbian who needed a lesbian-like husband for a beard marriage to keep her allowance coming in past the age of 30.

And, knowing Rick's lies, if he says he dated 3 girls, he dated just Niki.

Very good chance he lost his virginity in the 2 minutes Annabelle or whatever her name was conceived and hasn't pulled that pea shooter out again.

 

[SFWA liaison]

He's shitting up the instagram page

no cotnract in 7 years

that she never loved you

you didn't lisTen to the podcasT, child

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The reddit thread on Pat's episode keeps getting more and more comments. We're very close to people saying "I think he's on the spectrum" or just straight up saying "He's autistic". Lot's of people noticing how 'strange' he is.

I love organic first impressions. It confirms that he naturally rubs people the wrong way. They may not be able to put their finger on it yet but they can tell something isnt right with no help from pests.

 

[SFWA liaison]

these might be the harshest group of civilians he's encountered, probably because his own narration is the most unflattering version of Pat possible, not filter from a host to tard-wrangle and stay on course

 

[DominusOdium]

He's shitting up the instagram page
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no cotnract in 7 years

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that she never loved you

you didn't lisTen to the podcasT, child
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Here it goes again. Kool Aid Man calling everyone who questions his version a terrorist or terrorist sympathizer. God I love when he does media.

 

[Kurt_Love]

these might be the harshest group of civilians he's encountered, probably because his own narration is the most unflattering version of Pat possible, not filter from a host to tard-wrangle and stay on course
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I knew we could trust u/CurvyAnna