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"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

Jenna

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The redditors make a good point, there's no reason to talk about his parents or first marriage at all, the story of Pat vs the pests begins on Norm/11. All he had to say was "I was an author living a peaceful life in Milwaukee, and my twitter account had gotten some attention because an abortion tweet I made went viral. Then I say Norm wasn't funny."

Instead he starts with my daddy was the best and I was the smartest kid in all of school.
 
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I think this beepboopbaup nigger might be retarded
 
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Toothless Enthusiast said:
Private yet you discussed it with Javier and put it in your blog? :image_9250:

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Pretty much anything to avoid facing the crippling fact that he actively abandoned his daughter.

Pat pulls out all of the deadbeat Dad quotes too. “If she wants to talk to me she will talk to me, child. Thats not my responsibility. My ex wife corrupted my child, which is why she doesn’t want to see me. I spend a lot of time with her, child. Much more than you’ll ever know.”
 
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I chuckled every time he mentioned a pivotal fact that leads up to the beginnings of the whole, retarded saga: "So in 2012 I started a Twitter account." "So I made a tweet about the comedian Norm Macdonald". In his head it's these dramatic details that are building up to this epic crime, like what would be in a really dramatic documentary, but instead of something actually deserving it it's just Fatso's history of being bullied for being a narcissistic retard.
 
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Honey Badger said:
This whole interview lends credence to the two-girl-virgin theory. He lived in a town of only 1,200 people, was a self-described outcast in school, doesn’t mention any first girlfriend til Ade.

He may have had a sexual Renaissance in college (ie banged frumpy trailer trash) but he’s never alluded to getting any ass in college before.

Then Ade.

He went on a grand total of three dates before his “one night stand” with big Nick. Seriously doubt any of those ended in victories.

This nigga’s a two-girl virgin.
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No doubt. Plus Ade was white trash who was gonna latch onto the first guy she met who could afford electricity and Niki is a gross lesbian who needed a lesbian-like husband for a beard marriage to keep her allowance coming in past the age of 30.

And, knowing Rick's lies, if he says he dated 3 girls, he dated just Niki.

Very good chance he lost his virginity in the 2 minutes Annabelle or whatever her name was conceived and hasn't pulled that pea shooter out again.
 
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Rick Roblinson said:
The reddit thread on Pat's episode keeps getting more and more comments. We're very close to people saying "I think he's on the spectrum" or just straight up saying "He's autistic". Lot's of people noticing how 'strange' he is.
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I love organic first impressions. It confirms that he naturally rubs people the wrong way. They may not be able to put their finger on it yet but they can tell something isnt right with no help from pests.
 
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