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The Opester Drops HAMMERS on Puerto Rican Rattlesnake

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
He only recently got his license again after not driving for decades. He got an Audi and immediately got a shitload of tickets and got into a bunch of accidents. He's said he pays like $15,000 a month for car insurance.
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How retarded do you have to be to not grasp the concept of operating a motor vehicle? Obviously, there's a learning disability at play here.
 
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Opie said he was invited to go on LOS many times and they rely on over the top shock jock type stuff. Said Luis was not funny enough to be on OnA or a good stand up (relies on being dirty too much) but is a great promoter. Said that Big Jay was funny enough to be on da show and that he would have been a regular if they had kept it together. Luis was talking shit when they were on Ant’s network but was super nice to Opie when confronted in public.
 
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UnPRePared said:
Way I look at it, you have to be so emotionally damaged to be in stand up that you'd sell their soul, their own mother and their first born to be famous.

It would certainly explain Schaub.




Now Walg me to my trug.
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Callen is honestly worse than Schaub. He’s somehow equally unfunny even though he’s been in comedy for over 30 years. And 4 women have accused him of (actual) rape. He had to resort to going on Crowder because his career is in the toilet.
 
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Roslyn Heights Biter said:
He took a little peek, just a little peek at the Twitter controversy as he was... feeding his kids. Can you imagine, an adult male that married, stayed married, saved his money, made wise investments, etc...is making dinner for his children while these other geniuses are doing...what?
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This is the biggest difference between Opie and basically the entire rest of the 'comedy' circuit. Opie has a family, kids, and some nice homes and places to just quietly retire to and enjoy life. Plus the money to do as well. He is basically done chasing fame and money. The rest of these idiots never made it big or they did make it big but then lost everything in divorces or bad investments and now must work in their retirement years way past their primes.

Everyone else is either broke or desperately searching for a big payday like a movie or Netflix contract. And their personal lives are complete and total disasters so they have no incentive not to be on the road constantly or sitting in front of their computers doing podcasts over webcam like losers all day and night. Because what else do they have in life to do? Antony is doubly desperate because he has no life and no money. So out of sheer torment, agony, and misery he must engage in another career as having no long term financial or familial planning has doomed him to a life of eternal work and isolation.

Opie was fired for harassing a guy taking a shit. Basically making nonconsensual scat films. Then it was reported in the news and he looked like an utter retard to the entire world. Yet in hindsight it was actually hilarious him brutally hazing Roland. And now you look where everyone else is in the O&A and connected universes. Even Stern is fully miserable and insane and now lives like some jewish hermit doing online shows from his basement for no audience instead of gracefully retiring in 2005 or even 20010. Anthony's failures with Compound and the revelations about Sue Lightning and domestic violence.

If you had made predictions for the entire O&A universe and connected groups like the Cellar Comics or Stern in 2004 then no one would have gotten almost anything right. It's like some bizarro universe or parallel dimension where everyone has ended up in their lives.
 
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This is the biggest difference between Opie and basically the entire rest of the 'comedy' circuit. Opie has a family, kids, and some nice homes and places to just quietly retire to and enjoy life. Plus the money to do as well. He is basically done chasing fame and money. The rest of these idiots never made it big or they did make it big but then lost everything in divorces or bad investments and now must work in their retirement years way past their primes.

Everyone else is either broke or desperately searching for a big payday like a movie or Netflix contract. And their personal lives are complete and total disasters so they have no incentive not to be on the road constantly or Because what else do they have in life to do? Antony is doubly desperate because he has no life and no money. So out of sheer torment, agony, and misery he must engage in another career as having no long term financial or familial planning has doomed him to a life of eternal work and isolation.

Opie was fired for harassing a guy taking a shit. Basically making nonconsensual scat films. Then it was reported in the news and he looked like an utter retard to the entire world. Yet in hindsight it was actually hilarious him brutally hazing Roland. And now you look where everyone else is in the O&A and connected universes. Even Stern is fully miserable and insane and now lives like some jewish hermit doing online shows from his basement for no audience instead of gracefully retiring in 2005 or even 20010. Anthony's failures with Compound and the revelations about Sue Lightning and domestic violence.

If you had made predictions for the entire O&A universe and connected groups like the Cellar Comics or Stern in 2004 then no one would have gotten almost anything right. It's like some bizarro universe or parallel dimension where everyone has ended up in their lives.
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he narcissism is off the charts, He sounds unhinged.
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Also, literally playing video games at 11:00 AM EST, to 100 viewers (so, only double OPie's).
 
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 said:
Said that Big Jay was funny enough to be on da show and that he would have been a regular if they had kept it together.
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Big Jay's been around 20 years... He was well acquainted with the cellar folk in the early 2000s. They mention Big Jay on Sometimes Colin Quinn Podcast back in the MySpace days.

O&A didn't want Big Jay, plain and simple. Luis was never anybody until Bob Kelly put him on his show. Which The DMAN really never listened to, by the way. This is all peripheral knowledge of these bags of waste during the /r/OpieAndAnthony days.

The DMAN still remembers the VERY FIRST day that Cum Town began and was posted. The DMAN put it on for half a second after someone (Stinks?) posted it with high praise for Nick Mullen.... Like The DMAN said... He listened for half a second. Low energy, quiet, shitty levels not worth suffering through. LOS is much of the same despite 2 or 3 solid moments in the show's history.

LOS has been around HOW LONG? Literally 2 months before O&A ended. That's 9 years.

For perspective: 9 years into Opie & Anthony show... Opie had already gotten them hired, fired, hired, fired TWICE -- made them BOTH millionaires -- And were already at the halfway point of their careers, signing with XM to do an "uncensored" show. Which STUPID LUIS cannot do BTW because he has to censor his faggot content like a good little boy. Play nice, now, little Stupid boy. Little Stupid Bully Bait LUIS J GOMEZ. And edit the naughty NAUGHTY Boy Language out of your pathetic copycat hater podcast of everything Opie invented.

Skankfest? O&A Animation Festival and O&A Road Show and O&A Travelling Virus all in one... Luis pulled a TRIPLE thievery IN ONE GO!!! He stole three ideas at once. Holy shit. These are the people who make their bones bashing Opie these days, by the way.

The saddest part is, The DMAN is so disappointed and honestly, Offended by this random Faggot snake like move from Luis J Gomez. Because over the years, we O&A Pests have had a very healthy relationship with Luis J Gomez. We have been blissful pals in jocularity, playfully ribbing one another for 9 years. We take our shots, he LOFFS. He decides to cowardly back out of taking shots at us, We LOFF!

And now he tries to pull this divide and conquer shit with Anthony on his deathbed??? Why wait until the body is cold, Luis?

For Stupid Luis to turn his back like that on us, and try to get Stupid Jim Norton involved by invoking his fucking name? Pathetic. Last time The DMAN checked, Opie never raped anybody. Norton however has raped drunk children, and Auntie Cumia has done the same. Good job picking your spot in history, Puerto Rican. Nice allies, PITBULL FACED FAGGOT.

One thing about Luis... We knew he was a Rattlesnake when we took him in...
 
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