The Opester Drops HAMMERS on Puerto Rican Rattlesnake

[Turk February]

Next to Bam and Dan Mullen (lord have mercy on his soul, dear God in heaven, let him rest) I'm probably third in line for the biggest facefag on this forum. And voice fag. And if you're in the right group chat, addressfag. I'm not Zac Amico. Unless I am, and I hired a friend to be me on youtube and twitch and rumble and facebook for 5 years leading up to this meta-ironic prank. Which... I didn't.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If he's into horror movies and punk music and eating tonnes of food instead of vomiting for the first 6 hours of every day because of chronic bud lite addiction, how did he get cumpilled? (sucked into Tony Cumstains inner circle)

He was a huge OnA fan.

 

[Turk February]

He was a huge OnA fan.

You really shouldn't say that about overweight people. Healthy at any size, yo. Instead of "huge" why not say hearty?

 

[Analfart]

He was a huge OnA fan.

Please don't address Turk directly tonight. He's been drinking.

 

[Jenna]

Please don't address Turk directly tonight. He's been drinking.

Zac if you PM me a timestamp face pic I'll show you my legs or hairline or whatever.

 

[Turk February]

Please don't address Turk directly tonight. He's been drinking.

Holy shit, you guys didn't tell me Zac Amico was psychic.

 

[Analfart]

Zac if you PM me a timestamp face pic I'll show you my legs or hairline or whatever.

Tempting, but you've proven yourself untrustworthy in the DM department...

 

[Turk February]

Tempting, but you've proven yourself untrustworthy in the DM department...

I can act as a middleman - I am a professional privately received picture confirmer - as was my father - and his father before him.

 

[Jenna]

Tempting, but you've proved yourself untrustworthy in the DM department...

If you're actually a comic, I'll keep that secret. Your unsolicited horny DMs get exposed.

 

[Turk February]

If you're actually a comic, I'll keep that secret. Your rnsolicited horny DMs get exposed.

Jenna, Zac is the biggest celebrity we've gotten in here since Dan brought in Torswats - treat our guest kindly.

edit : i just realized this is a Luis J Gomez thread and not a private group chat

 

[Analfart]

If you're actually a comic, I'll keep that secret. Your unsolicited horny DMs get exposed.

Well that's a backwards way of thinking...Will you just admit that you're asexual already?

 

[Turk February]

Well that's a backwards way of thinking...Will you just admit that you're asexual already?

a sexual what?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Luis better apologize for not finding Gregg "Opie" Hughes funny or he might suffer the consequences.

 

[Analfart]

a sexual what?

Put it this way...Ian fidance is on one end of the sexual spectrum and Jenna is on the exact opposite end.

***Jenna just made a post stating the he/she is Ian fidance and then deleted said post to fuel the statements believability.

 

[Turk February]

Put it this way...Ian fidance is on one end of the sexual spectrum and Jenna is on the exact opposite end.

***Jenna just made a post stating the he/she is Ian fidance and then deleted said post to fuel the statements believability.

Jenna is straight?
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[Turk February]

I have it on good authority Jenna is a faggot, @NoBacon told me.

 

[Turk February]

it was in a group chat, @Sue Lightning , before you ask, no, you weren't invited into it.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Chop Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
brown people eat greasy foods

 

[Turk February]

Chop Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
brown people eat greasy foods

Luis J Gomez looks like he eats 7/11 sandwiches and california rolls when he can afford them

 

[Jenna]

If you're Kim Congdon I'll fuck the shit out of you.