The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The other issue is I could easily treat this problem on my hand but guess what else I'm allergic to. Antibiotics. Fucking infuriating.

I'm allergic to painkillers. Like horribly. After I've puked em up I keep heaving for another half hour. It's all just gay, gay shit.

 

[Turry]

I'll never die except for the one time. Suck it.

 

[Turk February]

I like the matter and circumstance thing. I've seen you say it a few times. You can be Vice Canadian of our cult. The Church Of Everlasting Mirth.

I've written a few articles under my real name about "matter and circumstance" (nothing published) but it's my sincere ontological belief.

 

[Turry]

Matter and circumstance is just a fancy way of saying everything is random but every time I smoke penis chinese penis the same terrible things happen. Checkmate gaytheism

 

[Turk February]

I'm allergic to painkillers. Like horribly. After I've puked em up I keep heaving for another half hour. It's all just gay, gay shit.

I had a guy give me and 80 of oxy and I just layed there wanting to puke. "How can you get addicted to this shit?" I guess different bodies. Different experiences.

 

[Turk February]

Matter and circumstance is just a fancy way of saying everything is random but every time I smoke penis chinese penis the same terrible things happen. Checkmate gaytheism

Everytime you smoke penis chinese penis you wake up naked in a man's bed and him handling you 200 dollars for a blowjob you don't remember.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll never die except for the one time. Suck it.

You know where you'll never be? At a celebrity ghost party watching the original Alfalfa (who now goes by Alphalpha) Sparta-kicking Gary Coleman into a bathtub. Off the wall and sploosh.

 

[Turk February]

You know where you'll never be? At a celebrity ghost party watching the original Alfalfa (who now goes by Alphalpha) Sparta-kicking Gary Coleman into a bathtub. Off the wall and sploosh.

We're all already dead. This is hell.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll never die except for the one time. Suck it.

I'll kill you 69 times, bitch.

 

[Turry]

Everytime you smoke penis chinese penis you wake up naked in a man's bed and him handling you 200 dollars for a blowjob you don't remember.

I'm a victim of..... circumstance

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Turk February]

Where the fuck are the kittens?

 

[Turry]

 

[Turry]

Lazarus got to die twice. What a guy

 

[Turk February]

Lazarus got to die twice. What a guy

What came back was different. The Lazarus that came back write the Walking Dead to detail his experience.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lazarus got to die twice. What a guy

Lazarus can fuck off and you know why

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lazarus is a nigger name.

 

[Turk February]

Lazarus can fuck off and you know why

Because he was gay? That's homophobic

 

[Turry]

I'm detecting a little bit of Jealousy toward Lazarus

 

[Turk February]

Lazarus is a nigger name.

Actually back in biblical times we didn't call them niggers yet.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The only way I can make this Less spooky is to yell nigger and racist things!

GOOOOK!

NIGGER!!

MONGOLIAN SHITLICKER!!