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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

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I know there's an Artie Lange joke that's almost the same but one time I walked from Preston to Waterloo cuz busses don't run at night and I was super high. The sun came up as I got to my destination. It was actually kind of beautiful.
i walked home like this once around 9am coming down from acid and being awake for a few days from doing meth. i realized i couldn't drive when the distances were all fucked so i pulled over to walk it

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it took about an hour to get there but it was groovy. that's how it felt anyway. it was probably actually pathetic
 

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i walked home like this once around 9am coming down from acid and being awake for a few days from doing meth. i realized i couldn't drive when the distances were all fucked so i pulled over to walk it

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it took about an hour to get there but it was groovy. that's how it felt anyway. it was probably actually pathetic
Preston and Waterloo are about a 5 hour walk apart.
 

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This was before I knew how to use map quest or Google maps on my phone. I just used the compass and went west.
 

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You have to walk through all of Kitchener which is kind of funny in hind sight. They have a massive bus station. I could have just sat down for 3 hours and waited. I had a bus pass. Gotten to my destination at the same time.
 

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I know there's an Artie Lange joke that's almost the same but one time I walked from Preston to Waterloo cuz busses don't run at night and I was super high. The sun came up as I got to my destination. It was actually kind of beautiful.
Well yeah what else are you supposed to do? Wait?
 

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Only partially. Our meetings (I used to go every week) consisted of us getting shit faced, me eating an all day breakfast, and shouting about whether Trump could win an election and cryptocurrency.
Whoaaaaa hedonistic libertarians? Blowing my mind here.
 

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Libertarians are an inch away from being sovereign citizens.
 

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Well we picked a bad venue (it burned down twice, we weren't involved) and the best food they had was the beer and sausage. We were betrayed by our location.
 

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I know I've admitted to being a bit of a firebug in this thread. I swear I had nothing to do with those two fires.
 

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I get it. Canada was late to the discovering fire game so we all get a little amped up over it
 

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Canada is just constantly on fire. Toronto is burning and we celebrate cuz it means warmth.
 

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Actually didn't your province literally burn down with mayors weeping on tv? You guys gotta get a firefighter or 2.
 

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Actually didn't your province literally burn down with mayors weeping on tv? You guys gotta get a firefighter or 2.
It's covered in forests. Shit burns sometimes. The main problem is that they've abandoned the concept of forestry management - you've got to go in and clear the dead shit or its just kindling piling up. Then they put our every little fire instead of doing controlled burns to keep things manageable.

Eventually we have a dry summer and it goes up like a tinder box and they blame climate change. It's not their utter incompetence and refusal to fulfill their duties. It's muh climate.
 
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