The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I'm just thinking of Canadians in the 70s fully expecting war, making their kids shoot guns. And 30 years later me doing Shakespeare in the same room. It's kind of unusual.

 

[Turk February]

I'd always play Malvolio and Benvolio back to back. We'd do multiple plays at a time. One time Parises prop sword broke in front of an audience and he just waved his hand around and I had to pretend I was threatened by it.

 

[Turk February]

Alright boys. It's a burrito today. I'm actually pumped for this cuz I know this place is good.

 

[Turk February]

This is the place I go to when me and my buddy would have nothing to do or talk about. "Wanna get a burrito?"

 

[Turk February]

Alright. Let's eat this fucking burrito. Let's GOOOO

 

[Mustard]

Im an autistic warrior, according to my mom.

 

[Turk February]

Omg I just poisoned myself. I can't stop puking. This shit sucks.

 

[Turk February]

That fucking sucked. I don't think I can ever eat a burrito again.

 

[Turk February]

I've told the story before, probably in this thread, that I ate smoked oyster one day and got really bad food poisoning for days. This was fucking immediate.

 

[Turk February]

Fuck. I'm blaring electric callboy as revenge for last evenings rave and the synth keeps tricking my phone into thinking I'm talking to it.

 

[CQ Beans]

Actually I went to multiple high schools cuz I'd quit a lot and get kicked out some times. All of them had rifle ranges which made no sense. My generation wasn't allowed to handle rifles. So we'd use them for drama class.

Nice drama class queer. No really, I love dramas. Why’d you get kicked so often? Shenanigans?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Nice drama class queer. No really, I love dramas. Why’d you get kicked so often? Shenanigans?

He kept getting drunk and flashing his students

 

[CQ Beans]

He kept getting drunk and flashing his students

You’re outta line, mister.

 

[Turk February]

Nice drama class queer. No really, I love dramas. Why’d you get kicked so often? Shenanigans?

I'd just stop showing up to class because there was better things to do like ecstasy.

 

[Turk February]

Id show up to class in aviators to class sometimes, a cut of vest that said "Hardcore 69" and poofy ass pants. A teacher once asked me "why do you have that on" and my only response from was "I'm fucking high!"

 

[Turk February]

My hair was teased like Robert Smith. It was a really weird look.

 

[CQ Beans]

Id show up to class in aviators to class sometimes, a cut of vest that said "Hardcore 69" and poofy ass pants. A teacher once asked me "why do you have that on" and my only response from was "I'm fucking high!"

That sounds Boss.

 

[Turk February]

That sounds Boss.

It was very much a raver look. The irony is the only raves I've had were in my basement with like 5 people.

 

[BoringFaggot]

 

[Turk February]

Actually. One time we when I was like 15 we ate a shit tonne of ecstasy and threw a rave at my girlfriends house who was emancipated from her parents and had her own apartment and we figured out you can break glow sticks open and we slowly just covered her entire shared kitchen in glowy powder.