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T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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The only reason that detective went at me so hard is because they had just busted the dealer and he wanted more information. Fuck him anyways - Turry isn't going to just give up the drugs because you asked nicely.
 

T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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Told me I was under arrest, didn't cuff me and then starts asking me to empty my pockets. Bitch I've been arrested and that's not how this works (is what I didn't say). I just acted really perplexed until he finally got tired and gave up.
 

Turk February

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Be honest, who do you fear more? The Crips (blacks), the Slingers (Baltic gang), or local cops?
 

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It's a sensitive subject for me, the cops literally cuffed me, threw me face first on the ground, beat me on the back of the head for a bit with their sticks, then let me go without charge. It gave me a bit of PTSD or something like that.
 

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Multiple buildings in LIC Williamsburg and Dyker Heights contain old school bomb shelters (for some unexplainable reason). I’m well prepared. Do your worst!
You don't understand the strength of Canadian artillery. You can't hide from us. We have bunker busters. We dream of destroying everything you love when we nap.
 

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Multiple buildings in LIC Williamsburg and Dyker Heights contain old school bomb shelters (for some unexplainable reason). I’m well prepared. Do your worst!
Actually I went to multiple high schools cuz I'd quit a lot and get kicked out some times. All of them had rifle ranges which made no sense. My generation wasn't allowed to handle rifles. So we'd use them for drama class.
 
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