The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[T-t-t-Terry!]

The only reason that detective went at me so hard is because they had just busted the dealer and he wanted more information. Fuck him anyways - Turry isn't going to just give up the drugs because you asked nicely.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Told me I was under arrest, didn't cuff me and then starts asking me to empty my pockets. Bitch I've been arrested and that's not how this works (is what I didn't say). I just acted really perplexed until he finally got tired and gave up.

 

[Turk February]

Be honest, who do you fear more? The Crips (blacks), the Slingers (Baltic gang), or local cops?

 

[Turk February]

My brother went up to me one day and went "I withdrew my application to the police, it's just really hard to be crooked now"

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'd still take my chances with the cops but they're definitely the biggest fags

 

[Turk February]

I'd still take my chances with the cops but they're definitely the biggest fags

Also they will lock you in a jail cell with no access to food and sometimes water for days. "Canadians are so nice"

 

[Turk February]

I'd still take my chances with the cops but they're definitely the biggest fags

I think I could look a Slinger or a Crip in the eye and show respect. Never the wrsp.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Also they will lock you in a jail cell with no access to food and sometimes water for days. "Canadians are so nice"

I've never been fed in jail but that's because I've only ever been in the drunk tank

 

[Turk February]

It's a sensitive subject for me, the cops literally cuffed me, threw me face first on the ground, beat me on the back of the head for a bit with their sticks, then let me go without charge. It gave me a bit of PTSD or something like that.

 

[Turk February]

I've never been fed in jail but that's because I've only ever been in the drunk tank

They're supposed to give you at least a PBJ sandwich in the drunk tank.

 

[Turk February]

But Canadians are nice. Dumbest stereotype.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Are you sure you didn't ennnntice them?

 

[Turk February]

Are you sure you didn't ennnntice them?

I was literally crossing Erb street in Waterloo from a bar to my home. I have witnesses. It was just so fucked up I couldn't talk about it for years.

 

[Turk February]

Alright boys. Enough trauma dumping. What should I get for lunch today?

 

[CQ Beans]

@CQ Beans has no chance to survive, make your time.

Multiple buildings in LIC Williamsburg and Dyker Heights contain old school bomb shelters (for some unexplainable reason). I’m well prepared. Do your worst!

 

[Turk February]

And no. In not eating my hair.

 

[Turk February]

Multiple buildings in LIC Williamsburg and Dyker Heights contain old school bomb shelters (for some unexplainable reason). I’m well prepared. Do your worst!

You don't understand the strength of Canadian artillery. You can't hide from us. We have bunker busters. We dream of destroying everything you love when we nap.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Well that's fucked up buddy.

 

[Turk February]

Back to the subject, I need to eat something? Burrito sound good?

 

[Turk February]

Multiple buildings in LIC Williamsburg and Dyker Heights contain old school bomb shelters (for some unexplainable reason). I’m well prepared. Do your worst!

Actually I went to multiple high schools cuz I'd quit a lot and get kicked out some times. All of them had rifle ranges which made no sense. My generation wasn't allowed to handle rifles. So we'd use them for drama class.