The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Cuz, it’s the 30th. Nice Groundhog Day holiday, stupid.

Thanksgiving doesn't end until we say it does.

The NDP stole the provincial election with 60,000 mail in ballots that came in after polls had closed. O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE

 

[Turk February]

Thanksgiving doesn't end until we say it does.

The NDP stole the provincial election with 60,000 mail in ballots that came in after polls had closed. O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE

The NDP rules. The first blow job I ever got was while watching Jack Layton deliver a speech on CPAC. Soft spot in my heart forever. I think I've even voted for them because of this.

 

[Turk February]

Also, I believe the correct lyrics are "oh Canada we stand on guard for him/her/they"

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

The NDP rules. The first blow job I ever got was while watching Jack Layton deliver a speech on CPAC. Soft spot in my heart forever. I think I've even voted for them because of this.

They're commies,Turk!

 

[Turk February]

They're commies,Turk!

I know. But I got my dick sucked. I GOT MY DICK SUCKED!

 

[CQ Beans]

Thanksgiving ends when we take Florida, and they’re famous "turkeys" whatever the fuck that is.

Spain couldn’t hang on to it. I double dare you. You maple leafs stink.

 

[Turk February]

I actually have a weird relationship with the NDP. Even while being openly socialist a lot of their MPs have open libertarian ideals. They can sometimes romance me.

 

[Turk February]

Spain couldn’t hang on to it. I double dare you. You maple leafs stink.

Try cross the bridge, I'll have the infamous RCMP death squads execute you for espionage.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

I actually have a weird relationship with the NDP. Even while being openly socialist a lot of their MPs have open libertarian ideals. They can sometimes romance me.

Socialism and libertarianism are bedfellows.

 

[Turk February]

Socialism and libertarianism are bedfellows.

Like about 25 percent of the time, yes.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Like about 25 percent of the time, yes.

"The mannnnn is like, getting us down mannnnn. Why can't we all just like, be the mannnnnn?"

SHUT UP you stupid BABIES

 

[Voscabulary]

have the thanks been given in canada, or is it still an ongoing process?

 

[CQ Beans]

Thanksgiving doesn't end until we say it does.

The NDP stole the provincial election with 60,000 mail in ballots that came in after polls had closed. O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE

You canucks stink and I don’t like you.

 

[Turk February]

have the thanks been given in canada, or is it still an ongoing process?

I thank @Turry Fawks for giving the coldest takes on Canadian politics and I thank the Popeye's corporation for giving me chicken and napkins to jack off into.

 

[Turk February]

Don't start with me, homo, even Vancouver can burn.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Fawkin commie subversive aren't ya bud

 

[Turk February]

Fawkin commie subversive aren't ya bud

Don't make Southern Ontario invade your stupid fucking province. We could do a lot with your shipping routes.

 

[Turk February]

A civil war breaks out. I'm declared a domestic terrorists. The RCMP murders my family and makes me beg to live. This is gunna be cool.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

You'd have to go through the prairies to get here. 75%, attrition due to suicide alone

 

[Turk February]

You'd have to go through the prairies to get here. 75%, attrition due to suicide alone

I know how to get drunk on a Greyhound. I'm unstoppable.