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Thanksgiving doesn't end until we say it does.
The NDP stole the provincial election with 60,000 mail in ballots that came in after polls had closed. O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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The NDP stole the provincial election with 60,000 mail in ballots that came in after polls had closed. O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE
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The NDP rules. The first blow job I ever got was while watching Jack Layton deliver a speech on CPAC. Soft spot in my heart forever. I think I've even voted for them because of this.
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Also, I believe the correct lyrics are "oh Canada we stand on guard for him/her/they"
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They're commies,Turk!
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I know. But I got my dick sucked. I GOT MY DICK SUCKED!
CQ Beans
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Spain couldn’t hang on to it. I double dare you. You maple leafs stink.
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I actually have a weird relationship with the NDP. Even while being openly socialist a lot of their MPs have open libertarian ideals. They can sometimes romance me.
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Try cross the bridge, I'll have the infamous RCMP death squads execute you for espionage.
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Socialism and libertarianism are bedfellows.
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Like about 25 percent of the time, yes.
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"The mannnnn is like, getting us down mannnnn. Why can't we all just like, be the mannnnnn?"
SHUT UP you stupid BABIES
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have the thanks been given in canada, or is it still an ongoing process?
CQ Beans
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You canucks stink and I don’t like you.
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I thank @Turry Fawks for giving the coldest takes on Canadian politics and I thank the Popeye's corporation for giving me chicken and napkins to jack off into.
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Don't start with me, homo, even Vancouver can burn.
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Fawkin commie subversive aren't ya bud
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Don't make Southern Ontario invade your stupid fucking province. We could do a lot with your shipping routes.
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A civil war breaks out. I'm declared a domestic terrorists. The RCMP murders my family and makes me beg to live. This is gunna be cool.
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You'd have to go through the prairies to get here. 75%, attrition due to suicide alone
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I know how to get drunk on a Greyhound. I'm unstoppable.