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They shaved my head, made my body a weapon, they taught me how to die in the name of Stephen Harper. Deloused me daily. Sent me to Brantford which was a war zone. Took me a long time to find peace after
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Yeah, that's profoundly stupid. I used to do a thing on the bus in school where if the person sitting in front of me had longer hair I'd blow and push my finger across my mouth fast so it felt and sounded exactly like I spit in their hair. They were all pussies though.I also faked spitting on him as a joke once, like inhaled the spit but made a spitting sound, and I swear he was going to fucking murder me. I was not particularly street smart at that time.
Your fancy pants martial arts didn’t save you from the Battle of New Orleans. Which incidentally had no effect on the treaty of Ghent. I’m not sure where I’m going with this.Actually, the Canadian military practices a martial art called Punch Kick BDSM. As we are all conscripted at 16 we all know it.
We will take all of it. You don't understand our patience as a culture. You think of 4 years at a time. We think about 150.Your fancy pants martial arts didn’t save you from the Battle of New Orleans. Which incidentally had no effect on the treaty of Ghent. I’m not sure where I’m going with this.
Oh, really? Well I had sex with your wife!We will take all of it. You don't understand our patience as a culture. You think of 4 years at a time. We think about 150.
Jokes on you, I'm a massive cuck and that makes me cum. I'm from Waterloo, bitch.Oh, really? Well I had sex with your wife!
What’s on the menu? I’m on board for a roast beef sandwich . Lettuce tomato Mayo on a fresh roll.Also important update. It's almost lunch time.
Yeah, well… they’re runnin’ outta you!Jokes on you, I'm a massive cuck and that makes me cum. I'm from Waterloo, bitch.
You know what. I might go Arby's. You've inspired me.What’s on the menu? I’m on board for a roast beef sandwich . Lettuce tomato Mayo on a fresh roll.
I wish I’d inspired ya to put some pants on for God’s sake! Don’t go out like that.You know what. I might go Arby's. You've inspired me.
Lol. Why would I go out. I have delivery and 4000 dollars from the government with zero accountability.I wish I’d inspired ya to put some pants on for God’s sake! Don’t go out like that.
I want $4000 of government free-moneyBtw id like to apologize to @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda I am pretty sure you're in Ontario and pay taxes. I am fucking robbing the government, and by extension you. It's just how I roll.
I could really use it right now actually. There's a set of five Elvis Jim Beam decanters on ebay for $5000I want $4000 of government free-money
Just claim to be retarded. The provincial government will bomb you with money even if you have a job.I could really use it right now actually. There's a set of five Elvis Jim Beam decanters on ebay for $5000
Could you at least pants up for your Nigerian roommate’s sake. Christ almighty…Lol. Why would I go out. I have delivery and 4000 dollars from the government with zero accountability.
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