The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Deborah Sampson was a queer. Laura Secord didn't even have to do gender bending to kill you fucking bugs.

 

[Turk February]

Next to the Fuck Trudeau Flag I think the most popular flag around here is a split Canadian and American Flag. Everyone here loved the Bills and Buffalo in general. We're not really anti American. I'm just teasing.

 

[TruckstopBeefers]

Cant forget this new CFL classic moment

 

[Turk February]

Cant forget this new CFL classic moment

Now, am I nuts or is it fucking insane the Argos have never participated in the NFL? Like even an exhibition match would be great.

 

[Turk February]

I think Argos vs The Giants. Toronto vs New York would draw a crazy ass audience. Like. The most insane people on earth. But why the fuck not?

 

[TruckstopBeefers]

I think Argos vs The Giants. Toronto vs New York would draw a crazy ass audience. Like. The most insane people on earth. But why the fuck not?

Saskatchewan vs Dallas would be something

 

[CQ Beans]

Next to the Fuck Trudeau Flag I think the most popular flag around here is a split Canadian and American Flag. Everyone here loved the Bills and Buffalo in general. We're not really anti American. I'm just teasing.

My feelings are still hurt.

 

[Turk February]

Seriously there's Canadian teams in every other league. Why is the NFL the only place without a Canadian team? And yes, I know we attempted to buy the Bills.

 

[Turk February]

Sell us the Bills, America. It's good for both countries.

 

[Turk February]

Just not make it a Toronto team. Pick a random town like New Dundee and flood it with football fans, totally fuck up their economy and infrastructure. The New Dundee Bills. I think this is a really good idea.

 

[Turk February]

The dam bursts. A bunch of people fishing are killed. It's fucking FUN

 

[CQ Beans]

The dam bursts. A bunch of people fishing are killed. It's fucking FUN

You still haven’t apologized for making fun of burning down the White House. We needed that shit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You still haven’t apologized for making fun of burning down the White House. We needed that shit.

You got a new, better one anyways and we let you keep it. For now.

 

[CQ Beans]

You got a new, better one anyways and we let you keep it. For now.

Here’s a better idea, Abe… Apologize to the fucking ghost of Ray Liotta! Also, dirty pool on that retard stealing your YT plaque. I’m saying a lot of things here.

 

[Turk February]

You still haven’t apologized for making fun of burning down the White House. We needed that shit.

First we took Manhattan, then we took Berlin. Actually, that might just be a Leonard Cohen song. Who was a fucking CANADIAN

 

[Turk February]

I'm still kind of obsessed with the idea of giving New Dundee an NFL football team. It's a town of like 1000 people. I only know it cuz there was a drug dealer there that had a pizzaria in his basement so he would just charge you for pizza when you bought drugs. You could pay with debit. It was a brilliant scheme.

 

[Turk February]

I also faked spitting on him as a joke once, like inhaled the spit but made a spitting sound, and I swear he was going to fucking murder me. I was not particularly street smart at that time.

 

[CQ Beans]

First we took Manhattan, then we took Berlin. Actually, that might just be a Leonard Cohen song. Who was a fucking CANADIAN

I have a better idea. Why don’t you try to kick me in the head savate style?

 

[Turk February]

I have a better idea. Why don’t you try to kick me in the head savate style?

Actually, the Canadian military practices a martial art called Punch Kick BDSM. As we are all conscripted at 16 we all know it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

First we took Manhattan, then we took Berlin. Actually, that might just be a Leonard Cohen song. Who was a fucking CANADIAN

It was actually The Muppets who took Manhattan.