The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[CQ Beans]

I could really use it right now actually. There's a set of five Elvis Jim Beam decanters on ebay for $5000

Hey, Abe not to be rude but no one was fucking talking to you!

Edit: I’m sorry it’s been one of those days.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just claim to be retarded. The provincial government will bomb you with money even if you have a job.

How retarded?

 

[Turk February]

How retarded?

Addiction is now considered as disability. You can just tell them you like Xanax a lot.

 

[Turk February]

Theoretically. (I don't want anyone reporting me)

 

[Turk February]

Could you at least pants up for your Nigerian roommate’s sake. Christ almighty…

I sleep in my pants and never take them off. The only time I take my pants off is in the shower, and even that's not always.

 

[Turk February]

I do take the belt out before I go to sleep though because one time I got wicked bad scabs on my hips sleeping with a belt on tight.

 

[Turk February]

I actually still have scars from it.

 

[Turk February]

Ever shower with your pants on? I think I have on 2 occasions in my life. Kind of sucks.

 

[CQ Beans]

I sleep in my pants and never take them off. The only time I take my pants off is in the shower, and even that's not always.

You sleep in jeans? So do I. Everyone else thinks I’m weird.

 

[Turk February]

You sleep in jeans? So do I. Everyone else thinks I’m weird.

My ex made me stop for a while cuz it was dirty and we bought a super expensive mattress. But I've gotten back in the habit. I'll also not change my socks for a week if I'm not doing anything.

 

[Turk February]

It's not even a joke, right now I smell what you probably imagine Richard Christie's dad smells like.

 

[CQ Beans]

It's not even a joke, right now I smell what you probably imagine Richard Christie's dad smells like.

Fuck’s sake… don’t smell like that. Or do. I don’t give a care.

 

[Turk February]

Ignoring calls from my bank. Listening to Nigerians both on my computer and through the walls. Thanksgiving is weird.

 

[CQ Beans]

My ex made me stop for a while cuz it was dirty and we bought a super expensive mattress. But I've gotten back in the habit. I'll also not change my socks for a week if I'm not doing anything.

There’s nothing I enjoy more than a fresh pair of socks other than a week of bare feet. Once again I don’t know where this is going.

 

[Turk February]

There’s nothing I enjoy more than a fresh pair of socks other than a week of bare feet. Once again I don’t know where this is going.

I can't have bare feet. I've fucked up my floor too much. There's ash, puke, and ranch dressing everywhere.

 

[Turk February]

It's Thanksgiving it's traditional.

 

[CQ Beans]

Ignoring calls from my bank. Listening to Nigerians both on my computer and through the walls. Thanksgiving is weird.

Cuz, it’s the 30th. Nice Groundhog Day holiday, stupid.

 

[CQ Beans]

I can't have bare feet. I've fucked up my floor too much. There's ash, puke, and ranch dressing everywhere.

My dude, have you ever heard of a swifter?

 

[Turk February]

Cuz, it’s the 30th. Nice Groundhog Day holiday, stupid.

Thanksgiving ends when we take Florida, and their famous "turkeys" whatever the fuck that is.

 

[Turk February]

My dude, have you ever heard of a swifter?

Lol. Cleaning, what am I, gay?