The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Dummy Gaynuts]

So we just pelted eachother with snowballs and beat eachother up instead. Good call banning the wholesome beloved children's winter activity over an accident, cocksuckers.

What is a crazy carpet

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What is a crazy carpet

It's a sheet of plastic with handles cut into the front that you sit on to slide down a snowy hill

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What is a crazy carpet

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's a sheet of plastic with handles cut into the front that you sit on to slide down a snowy hill

I can picture it. We used to use old circular metal Coca-Cola signs, you could sit right in them

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I can picture it. We used to use old circular metal Coca-Cola signs, you could sit right in them

Also when i was a kid i got knocked ass-over-tit by some drunk adults on a sled going full speed at the old sledding hill near the blacks on the backroads

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also when i was a kid i got knocked ass-over-tit by some drunk adults on a sled going full speed at the old sledding hill near the blacks on the backroads

Yeah, it's Canadian tradition for a drunk teenager to ruin the fun by taking some little kid who's all gassed from walking up the hill out by the legs accidentally. Kids would have those plastic snowboards too and make jumps. I saw an Asian kid attempt a flip and land right on his fuckin head one time. KO'd.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Yeah, it's Canadian tradition for a drunk teenager to ruin the fun by taking some little kid who's all gassed from walking up the hill out by the legs accidentally. Kids would have those plastic snowboards too and make jumps. I saw an Asian kid attempt a flip and land right on his fuckin head one time. KO'd.

The crazy thing is that even as little kid, i was bracing for the worst because they really knocked me off my feet, but i was fine when i landed. It was a big winter redneck hang. Bonfires, drinking, etc. The guy who owned the land's house was at the bottom of the hill and he was hosting the whole thing

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The crazy thing is that even as little kid, i was bracing for the worst because they really knocked me off my feet, but i was fine when i landed. It was a big winter redneck hang. Bonfires, drinking, etc. The guy who owned the land's house was at the bottom of the hill and he was hosting the whole thing

The thing I remember most about tobogganing when I was really young is my cousin's fucking dog humping the shit out of me any chance it got. It was a strong dog too. He'd really grab ahold of you. I'd be freaking out and wrestling with this dog trying not to get raped and everyone's just laughing at me. My friend in highschool had the same mix of dog and that dog also compulsively humped everyone. Border collie/lab mix. Humpers. Our other buddy tried to get a picture of the dog humping his leg and it took too long to turn the camera on and the dog blew a load on his leg. It was fucking disgusting.