The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Racist Google Intern]

What a fag. What pro wrestling move would you drop on a manatee? Keep in mind they have little flipper arms so you can't really hit them with a Pedigree or a double arm DDT or anything like that. I'm thinking a Rock Bottom but they'd have to sell it for me.

are we in the water or on land?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

are we in the water or on land?

I was thinking on land in a ring, but either way.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was thinking on land in a ring, but either way.

I changed my mind. 619. I'm making a spectacle of it.

 

[Turk February]

What a fag. What pro wrestling move would you drop on a manatee? Keep in mind they have little flipper arms so you can't really hit them with a Pedigree or a double arm DDT or anything like that. I'm thinking a Rock Bottom but they'd have to sell it for me.

We when I was in 5th grade I invented a finishing move called "the buzz saw" where I would just do a front flip from my friends uncles book case on to him on a very thin foam mattress. I don't know if I could still do it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to think it was like a fun little thing to show people that I could do a half flip and land flat on my back on the ground. My mom would get pissed at me for doing it. It never hurt and if I attempted that now I'm pretty sure my whole body would shatter.

 

[Turk February]

I used to think it was like a fun little thing to show people that I could do a half flip and land flat on my back on the ground. My mom would get pissed at me for doing it. It never hurt and if I attempted that now I'm pretty sure my whole body would shatter.

I got carried away and smashed my brothers head into the floor after watching the first Mortal Kombat movie when I was like 7 (he's a lot older) and the family had to have a meeting.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I was thinking on land in a ring, but either way.

WATER: I'm suplexing it over and over,
The Ring: I'd grab it's tail and spin it around like in mario 64

 

[Turk February]

I have an important update. My hand hurts.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's still here. Thank God. Thank the mods. Thank me, Abe Vigoda.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's still here. Thank God. Thank the mods. Thank me, Abe Vigoda.

Thank you for allowing me to thank you

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Thank you for allowing me to thank you

I thought 284 pages of the thread got deleted and I was super fucked up about it.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Can't you french faggots die already?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Can't you french faggots die already?

WE AREN'T FRENCH

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Can't you french faggots die already?

Je m'appelle kick your fuckin ass, bitch

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Je suis suck my fuckin dick

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuckin drown you dans la toilette

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Fuckin drown you dans la toilette

Ich werde dich ficken, bis du mich liebst, Schwuchtel

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ich werde dich ficken, bis du mich liebst, Schwuchtel

I don't speak Mexican, bitch. This is a Canadian thread.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They banned those plastic crazy carpets at my Canadian elementary school because one kid accidentally flung one and caught another kid in the forehead and it left a perfectly straight gash across his face. We actually had a sick hill for tobogganing and winter recess was ruined forever because those crazy carpets were the only ones you could bring on the fucking bus.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They banned those plastic crazy carpets at my Canadian elementary school because one kid accidentally flung one and caught another kid in the forehead and it left a perfectly straight gash across his face. We actually had a sick hill for tobogganing and winter recess was ruined forever because those crazy carpets were the only ones you could bring on the fucking bus.

So we just pelted eachother with snowballs and beat eachother up instead. Good call banning the wholesome beloved children's winter activity over an accident, cocksuckers.