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Any of you guys been to Florida? What are some fun things to do there? My interests include rape and rape accessories.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I don't think I've been south of DC
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Wait I may have been in Texas on a layover
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So you reply to that, but not to my DM's?
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I have not. My buddy went one time and he went paddleboarding and he said he was terrified of falling in with the manatees because he was under the impression that they can hurt you lol. He also picked up a horseshoe crab and was telling people that he caught a stingray until some little kid told him he's a retard.
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I just looked it up. Virginia is as far south as I have gone. Also if I remember correctly. People weren't as nice as in New York which is a weird stereotype reversal.
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My friend wanted to go to Florida with me and at first I was like, fuck no, isn't that a shithole? But the more I researched it, I was like holy shit.
You got women in thong bikinis, super nintendo world (makin a soy face right now!), ocean drive, so many amazing restaurants by all the top chefs, plus the sets of so many movies (scarface, truman show, etc etc). It sounds fucking awesome.
RAPE!
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Plus hopefully I can find some of the more backwards areas and use my above 90 IQ to convince the redneck retarded women to sleep with me. Ya'll drink my cum now, ya hear?
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Careful. Many of them have guns, some have penises.
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I know patposting in off topic is a no go, so I'll choose my words carefully.
I am trying to convince my friend to go to Milwaukee afterwards. I said we could do a jeffery dahmer true crime tour (since he likes true crime). He said "you wanna go all the way for that? What else is there?" and I didn't wanna bring up pat again, I subtly mentioned it once before and he said I'm a retard.
I am trying to convince my friend to go to Milwaukee afterwards. I said we could do a jeffery dahmer true crime tour (since he likes true crime). He said "you wanna go all the way for that? What else is there?" and I didn't wanna bring up pat again, I subtly mentioned it once before and he said I'm a retard.
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Here in Ontario we all pray 5 times a day facing Milwaukee and have an obligation to visit once.
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Actually I think I want to be called The Great Wumbo. But also Nitro and The Ragin' Cajun may not be used by anyone else.
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I'm Timecar950 but also Nitro.
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You're not Nitro. But I want to be called Buttermilk Jackson: The Penis Man With The Penis Plan. You have to say the whole thing every time too.
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That's the one. Abe "Buttermilk Jackson: The Penis Man With The Penis Plan" Vigoda.
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After my colonoscopy February, I'm going to Miami, and it's going to be unlimited right swipes, and sex...
...........WITH WOMEN
...........WITH WOMEN
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Look. I will let you have half of the name Nitro. You can be Ni. I will let you add 4 more letters to complete it.
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Hell yeah, brotherman. I hear people really freak out if you touch them but I want to go and wrassle a manatee. I won't hurt it or anything, I'll just teach it that I can kick it's ass if I wanted to and maybe I could be responsible for them beginning to evolve into dangerous, man eating, pack hunters.
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I knew a woman once. She was kind of gay. She tried to touch my penis. Disgusting.
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What a fag. What pro wrestling move would you drop on a manatee? Keep in mind they have little flipper arms so you can't really hit them with a Pedigree or a double arm DDT or anything like that. I'm thinking a Rock Bottom but they'd have to sell it for me.