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I will pet you skateboard (return of the popular character "man who doesn't understand what a skateboard is")
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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That's what I'll do. I'll pull a skateboard around with a leash and give it shit for not eating it's food. You'll see me out in the freezing cold at 5am yelling at it to hurry up and take a shit so I can go inside.
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I actually had a skateboard and had no idea what to do with it as a kid. I never learned either. What the fuck are those things even for?
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I eventually got okay on a skateboard but I had one when I was a kid and lived on a fucking gravel road so I had nowhere to use it
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I am. Lil bit
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Don't tell people that.
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It's funny. I don't speak French
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I do. Je m'appelle dans la salle de bain? Oui, monsieur.
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SUR LE PONT D'AVIGNON
ON E DANSEUR ON E DANSEUR
I know this gay aong because my kid is in French immersion. I can curse in Québécois and I know a little or that but otherwise it's all Greek to me.
ON E DANSEUR ON E DANSEUR
I know this gay aong because my kid is in French immersion. I can curse in Québécois and I know a little or that but otherwise it's all Greek to me.
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C'est la racinette.
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Well that's why they're trying to turn your kids into fags right there, Turrance. French immersion. Your head's immersed in ya damn ass, young playa pimp.
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She was going to get bored in English school, Abester. Fawkin kid was reading since she was three sniff.
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Bilingual country, so fucking WHAT.
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What if it was a ricenette and was a female robot made of rice? And I fucked it. And cries after?
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This has nothing to do with the thread but my testicles feel weird.
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My rib is FUCKED again and it hurts real bad. Laughing actually hurts like fuck. I ask you this, Turk: why do bad things only happen to me and nobody else?
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@T-t-t-Terry! I'll ask your one legged cripple ass the same question: why do bad things ONLY happen to ME??
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Does it matter why? I am here for you. (As I touch your face)
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Don't touch me with the gross hand
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It's not gross. And I can't find it. And your hands are gay. And I pee sometimes.