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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turk February

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That's what I'll do. I'll pull a skateboard around with a leash and give it shit for not eating it's food. You'll see me out in the freezing cold at 5am yelling at it to hurry up and take a shit so I can go inside.
I actually had a skateboard and had no idea what to do with it as a kid. I never learned either. What the fuck are those things even for?
 

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I know this gay aong because my kid is in French immersion. I can curse in Québécois and I know a little or that but otherwise it's all Greek to me.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I know this gay aong because my kid is in French immersion. I can curse in Québécois and I know a little or that but otherwise it's all Greek to me.
Well that's why they're trying to turn your kids into fags right there, Turrance. French immersion. Your head's immersed in ya damn ass, young playa pimp.
 
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