The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I'll carry a skateboard everywhere but never use it.

I will pet you skateboard (return of the popular character "man who doesn't understand what a skateboard is")

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I will pet you skateboard (return of the popular character "man who doesn't understand what a skateboard is")

That's what I'll do. I'll pull a skateboard around with a leash and give it shit for not eating it's food. You'll see me out in the freezing cold at 5am yelling at it to hurry up and take a shit so I can go inside.

 

[Turk February]

That's what I'll do. I'll pull a skateboard around with a leash and give it shit for not eating it's food. You'll see me out in the freezing cold at 5am yelling at it to hurry up and take a shit so I can go inside.

I actually had a skateboard and had no idea what to do with it as a kid. I never learned either. What the fuck are those things even for?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I actually had a skateboard and had no idea what to do with it as a kid. I never learned either. What the fuck are those things even for?

I eventually got okay on a skateboard but I had one when I was a kid and lived on a fucking gravel road so I had nowhere to use it

 

[Turry]

WE AREN'T FRENCH

I am. Lil bit

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I am. Lil bit

Don't tell people that.

 

[Turry]

Don't tell people that.

It's funny. I don't speak French

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's funny. I don't speak French

I do. Je m'appelle dans la salle de bain? Oui, monsieur.

 

[Turry]

SUR LE PONT D'AVIGNON
ON E DANSEUR ON E DANSEUR

I know this gay aong because my kid is in French immersion. I can curse in Québécois and I know a little or that but otherwise it's all Greek to me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

C'est la racinette.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

SUR LE PONT D'AVIGNON
ON E DANSEUR ON E DANSEUR

I know this gay aong because my kid is in French immersion. I can curse in Québécois and I know a little or that but otherwise it's all Greek to me.

Well that's why they're trying to turn your kids into fags right there, Turrance. French immersion. Your head's immersed in ya damn ass, young playa pimp.

 

[Turry]

Well that's why they're trying to turn your kids into fags right there, Turrance. French immersion. Your head's immersed in ya damn ass, young playa pimp.

She was going to get bored in English school, Abester. Fawkin kid was reading since she was three sniff.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bilingual country, so fucking WHAT.

 

[Turk February]

C'est la racinette.

What if it was a ricenette and was a female robot made of rice? And I fucked it. And cries after?

 

[Turk February]

This has nothing to do with the thread but my testicles feel weird.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This has nothing to do with the thread but my testicles feel weird.

My rib is FUCKED again and it hurts real bad. Laughing actually hurts like fuck. I ask you this, Turk: why do bad things only happen to me and nobody else?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@T-t-t-Terry! I'll ask your one legged cripple ass the same question: why do bad things ONLY happen to ME??

 

[Turk February]

My rib is FUCKED again and it hurts real bad. Laughing actually hurts like fuck. I ask you this, Turk: why do bad things only happen to me and nobody else?

Does it matter why? I am here for you. (As I touch your face)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Does it matter why? I am here for you. (As I touch your face)

Don't touch me with the gross hand

 

[Turk February]

Don't touch me with the gross hand

It's not gross. And I can't find it. And your hands are gay. And I pee sometimes.