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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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You know what I did to FUCK my rib this time? Fuckin NOTHIN. I twisted awkwardly and the fucking thing broke or dislocated or some shit. I need robot ribs or perhaps even a whole robot skeleton.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Oh Jesus, I just laughed so goddamn hard and I am in hell. I'm still watching old WWF and some guy in the crowd was behind Cactus Jack the whole time he cut a promo with a sign that said FAT DAVE IS A VIRGIN and he looked so happy and excited that his sign made it on TV.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Hardcore Holly spit on Viscera after he beat him and I'm pretty sure it's because he genuinely hates black people.

And again, I'm almost positive that
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I'm sick of seeing Gangrel and ugly ass Luna. I don't get Gangrel's thing. He's a vampire but I acts like just some regular stoner dipshit. He walks like Bill and Ted. Like he nods his head with every step.
 

Jen_Tomlinson

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I'm sick of seeing Gangrel and ugly ass Luna. I don't get Gangrel's thing. He's a vampire but I acts like just some regular stoner dipshit. He walks like Bill and Ted. Like he nods his head with every step.
I’m basically a boomer so explain to me how my favorite wrestler when I was in high school not only alive but still doing the bit? Also, it’s 2025 no more thanksgiving
 
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